'Ello ya'll! This is the first squeal I've done (if you don't count the Boredom fics [in the Rave Master section], which really doesn't count) so I'm excited. I hope ya'll like it. To new readers who didn't read Dark Plus School Equals Bad For Daisuke, you should read that first. I'm told it's very funny and this fic might not make since if you don't read it.

To all the reviews who reviewed to the last chap of Dark Plus School Equals Bad For Daisuke, thanks so much for reviewing and I hope I got this up fast enough!

Bold Dark's thoughts and talking

Italics Dai's thoughts

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Daisuke sighed for what had to be the 100th time in the past five minutes. Ever since he had woken up, Dark had tried to tell him not to go to school. This had make poor little Dai very worried. What had Dark done to screw up so bad he didn't want Dai to go back to school?

"I'm gonna kill you if you messed up my grades, or killed Satoshi or Takeshi."

"Haha… Really now?"

"No, wait, I have a better idea! If you messed up my grades, I'll tell mom and then I'll let HER kill you. She has so many more ideas on how to kill a spirit. And she's done it more." Dai thought, grinning wickedly. All the people who saw him stared and moved back three feet when he started to laugh madly.

When he finally got to school, early, his face hurt from smiling so much.

"Niwa-kun, what's wrong? You look like… I don't know what you look like, but it's not good," Riku said, taking a set beside Dai.

"Oh, nothing," Dai said, giving her a smile. "I just have a spirit in my head that might have killed all my grades."

"HEY! I resent that."

'Like I care.'

'Wah! Daisuke hates me!'

"Alright class, take your seats," the teacher said, coming in the room.

"But sensei, class doesn't start for another half hour," Satoshi said. Daisuke jumped three feet in the air, because Satoshi was standing right next to him and he didn't know it.

"I DON'T CARE!" the teacher barked. "Niwa, since you jumped up, you can past out the tests!"

"But I don't want to!" Dark wined, has he took control of Dai's mouth. Satoshi just raised an eyebrow at the cute little red head.

"I don't care!" the teacher yelled.

"Yes ma'am," Dai said, taking back control.

"Very good. Now, Hiwatari, Saehara and Harada go out side to take the test," the teacher said. Said people walked out of the room.

Dai took the tests from the teacher and passed them out. Daisuke's test wasn't in the pile so he went up to the teacher, on the bottom and he finally looked at it went up to the teacher.

"Um, I didn't get my test?" he said. "Dark, if you did any thing I'll light you on fire then-"

"I'm sorry! Please don't kill me I didn't mean-"

"and then I'll let the rabid penguins have you-"

"please don't think I'm out to kill your school life it's just-"

"Was you, Niwa? That signed his paper Dark Mousy?" the teacher asked, looking oddly at him.

"Um?" Daisuke asked. If he hadn't known better, he would have sworn he heard giggling snicker coming from out side that sounded like Sato, a snort that sounded like Ruka and a yelp from Takeshi.

"Dark, what did you do?"

"I took a test."

"No, you took MY test and signed YOUR name!"

"Well, do you know or not?" the teacher asked, smiling.

"Er, yes. The test is mine."

"Good. Well, I bet you didn't know I'm a big, big Dark fangirl, did you? I chased him in the hall the other day," the teacher said, smiling dreamily now.

Dark ginned and glowed with pride and a big ego. Dai mentally hit him with a muskrat.

"Well, since you signed your test Dark," at this point, the teacher leaned closer, so only Dai could hear her "you passed the test and very other one this year. And you'll get no more home work either."

Dai blinked and went o go sit down at his seat.

"Ha, see, I told you I had every thing under control."

"So that's why you where sweating like a pig."

"Was not."

"Where to."

"Was not."

"Where to," Dai replied, getting annoyed and suck out his tongue.

"Don't use that if you don't mean to use it."

"Gross."

"Thanks."

"Oh, look class is over. Bye!"

"What? You think you can leave me behind? I think not!"

"I can try," Daisuke replied as he walked out of the classroom and right into Satoshi. "Hehe, oops?"

"Beware the killer rapid chipmunks," said the blue haired boy. Daisuke blinked. Satoshi blinked back. "Bye."

Daisuke watched as Satoshi walked away.

"What was that?"

"A warning. Blood will be spilled next class."

"I didn't do a thing," Dark said as Dai walked off to math.

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I think I kinda killed it at the end. Nor do I think it as funny. Guh. Dai is so hard to make funny. Sorry it took so long, this fic will be on whim of my moods. It's not planed out and prewritten like the other one.