Monkey Life
Chapter 1: The Monkey's Life starts
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Ah, I was gazing over and watching a family of 3. The mom and dad started talking. I (God) listened to their conversation. Nothing but talking about their house problems! I'll make them shut up one day by smashing their house with a rock! Then I noticed the bored little boy run to the water. Stupid boy! The water is shark infested! The parents screamed for the boy but just stood there. Making me do the work? Oh well...I'll scare them, then save the boy! When the sharks were inches close to the boy, I plucked him out of the water. "A god? By the great gods, the prophecy is foretold!" Said the father. I put the wet boy on top of the father. I was very bored and wanted a land badly. I followed the 3 people as they ran to a stone. People danced around it. Wow, they must like their monkeys! They danced around a monkey stone. I kept following the people to a Temple. They told me stuff that I didn't listen to. I helped them do it faster by throwing Trees in the wood pile. It turned to wood. I thought it would take hours until a took about 1,000 wood and put it near the temple. It was made soon. I explored around and saw some ugly lady at a big gate. She said, "To get a creature get the 3 animal stones." I nodded and looked for the stones. I found a tiger one and put it on the post. I took the monkey one from the dancing people and put it on the post. The creature trainer (ugly person) name Able told me that the finale one was destroyed. I found a stone and gave it to a carver. The carver carved the stone into a cow head. I put it on the post and the gate opened. I went to get my animal! Ha ha, what I wanted! I choose a monkey because I thought, "They danced around it...so they must like it!" With my monkey I did some stuff. When I first saw my monkey it pooped on a guy. I thought it was funny so I stroked it. The villager died of the smell. I kept stroking it until I noticed, a bunch of kids go to a house! My monkey ran over and ate the kids! I stroked the monkey. What's wrong with a little meat on the monkey bone? My monkey made a big poop on the playground. The kids stopped going to the playground. It made me laugh! I had to play the little monkey game to! Monkey see...monkey do! I threw stones at buildings, my monkey threw small ones! Ah, this was fun! What else could I do?
The next day, I heard a woman shouting, "My husband and 4 others are drowning!" I chose my monkey to do the job. My monkey ate them all. "You monster!" She said to my monkey. I fed her to my monkey. I noticed a new miracle! The strength one(I did this before, it's real!)! Today probably was fun for monkey! Me and Monkey took an early nap.
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Chapter 1: The Monkey's Life starts
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Ah, I was gazing over and watching a family of 3. The mom and dad started talking. I (God) listened to their conversation. Nothing but talking about their house problems! I'll make them shut up one day by smashing their house with a rock! Then I noticed the bored little boy run to the water. Stupid boy! The water is shark infested! The parents screamed for the boy but just stood there. Making me do the work? Oh well...I'll scare them, then save the boy! When the sharks were inches close to the boy, I plucked him out of the water. "A god? By the great gods, the prophecy is foretold!" Said the father. I put the wet boy on top of the father. I was very bored and wanted a land badly. I followed the 3 people as they ran to a stone. People danced around it. Wow, they must like their monkeys! They danced around a monkey stone. I kept following the people to a Temple. They told me stuff that I didn't listen to. I helped them do it faster by throwing Trees in the wood pile. It turned to wood. I thought it would take hours until a took about 1,000 wood and put it near the temple. It was made soon. I explored around and saw some ugly lady at a big gate. She said, "To get a creature get the 3 animal stones." I nodded and looked for the stones. I found a tiger one and put it on the post. I took the monkey one from the dancing people and put it on the post. The creature trainer (ugly person) name Able told me that the finale one was destroyed. I found a stone and gave it to a carver. The carver carved the stone into a cow head. I put it on the post and the gate opened. I went to get my animal! Ha ha, what I wanted! I choose a monkey because I thought, "They danced around it...so they must like it!" With my monkey I did some stuff. When I first saw my monkey it pooped on a guy. I thought it was funny so I stroked it. The villager died of the smell. I kept stroking it until I noticed, a bunch of kids go to a house! My monkey ran over and ate the kids! I stroked the monkey. What's wrong with a little meat on the monkey bone? My monkey made a big poop on the playground. The kids stopped going to the playground. It made me laugh! I had to play the little monkey game to! Monkey see...monkey do! I threw stones at buildings, my monkey threw small ones! Ah, this was fun! What else could I do?
The next day, I heard a woman shouting, "My husband and 4 others are drowning!" I chose my monkey to do the job. My monkey ate them all. "You monster!" She said to my monkey. I fed her to my monkey. I noticed a new miracle! The strength one(I did this before, it's real!)! Today probably was fun for monkey! Me and Monkey took an early nap.
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How good is it? Please Review! Oh yeah it is made 5/18/02! My fourth story!
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