Hospital Gundam by rokettman
Disclaimer: I don't own any Gundam Wing names or characters or any company or such that might be displayed, so don't sue me!!!!
Chapter 1: The thug's, mom's, sister's, brother's, best friend's, patient's, best thug is going to kill Dr. Maxwell
It was a lovely day at Hospital Gundam. Patients were screaming because needles and other such were going through their head and such. Doctors were laughing because they used tweezers to pull off a man's transmitter, because the urine was poison. As all of this was taking place as Duo and Heero were talking about getting a job at Hospital Gundam and waiting for Relena to come out of her cousin's room. They came because Duo gave Heero and Relena a ride so Relena could see her cousin because her cousin had a bad headache (those ones where your head could explode).
Heero: Like they would let you be a doctor, Duo!
Duo: They might, but if they let you in they'd make you be a nurse!
Heero: You calling me gay!
Duo: Yep. Watch this!
Heero: What?
Duo: (Goes up to nurse. Nurse leaves and asks boss. Boss thinks. Tells nurse. Tells Duo and he starts walking back)
Heero: What did you do?
Duo: They just made me a doctor.
Heero: What kind of people are they!!! You have no medical degree!!!
Duo: They like me, I guess. I asked if you could be a doctor too and they didn't care
Heero: You did that, for me???
Duo: Ahhh, I did that so I wont be bored.
Heero: You're the greatest guy in the world. I would.
Duo: I didn't do this for a gay man, ok?
Heero: I'm no gay!
Duo: Well you sure acted like it.
Heero: Ok! Geez!
Relena comes out and says, "He's going to die!"
Heero: What?!?
Duo: Not when were here!
Both of them get up and run toward the door while ripping their shirts off like Spider-man and it has on the front: DOCTOR MAN.
Relena: You people are crazy.
Narrator: What would you put?
Relena: Uh. Um?
Narrator: Haha!
Relena: Damn you!
Well on with the story. When Duo and Heero got in their and they told the doctors, "Leave here at once!" Then the doctors pick them up and throw them out of the room.
Duo: That was quick.
Then they go back in the room and show their Hospital Gundam doctor dog tags. Then they said, "Can you please leave us!"
Doctor: Did you know I am a doctor thug?
Heero: No.
Doctor Thug: Well if you want me to leave first you must kill my mom's, sister's, brother's, best friend's, patient's, best thug.
Heero: Which one of us should go? Me or you?
Duo: I will go!
Doctor Thug: bring in, BOB!
Then this huge dude comes in with muscular crap on every single part of his body and comes screaming, "I AM BOB!!! DEATH WILL COME NOW!!!"
Duo: Tickle, Tickle!
Bob the thug: Hehehehe! Ahhh! I'm melting!!! (Then he dies)
Duo: I have defeated your supreme thug!
Doctor Thug: Ok, I'll leave.
Heero: Yahh!
What we'll happen next? Find out in the next chapter, Chapter 2: Spy vs. Wufei
Disclaimer: I don't own any Gundam Wing names or characters or any company or such that might be displayed, so don't sue me!!!!
Chapter 1: The thug's, mom's, sister's, brother's, best friend's, patient's, best thug is going to kill Dr. Maxwell
It was a lovely day at Hospital Gundam. Patients were screaming because needles and other such were going through their head and such. Doctors were laughing because they used tweezers to pull off a man's transmitter, because the urine was poison. As all of this was taking place as Duo and Heero were talking about getting a job at Hospital Gundam and waiting for Relena to come out of her cousin's room. They came because Duo gave Heero and Relena a ride so Relena could see her cousin because her cousin had a bad headache (those ones where your head could explode).
Heero: Like they would let you be a doctor, Duo!
Duo: They might, but if they let you in they'd make you be a nurse!
Heero: You calling me gay!
Duo: Yep. Watch this!
Heero: What?
Duo: (Goes up to nurse. Nurse leaves and asks boss. Boss thinks. Tells nurse. Tells Duo and he starts walking back)
Heero: What did you do?
Duo: They just made me a doctor.
Heero: What kind of people are they!!! You have no medical degree!!!
Duo: They like me, I guess. I asked if you could be a doctor too and they didn't care
Heero: You did that, for me???
Duo: Ahhh, I did that so I wont be bored.
Heero: You're the greatest guy in the world. I would.
Duo: I didn't do this for a gay man, ok?
Heero: I'm no gay!
Duo: Well you sure acted like it.
Heero: Ok! Geez!
Relena comes out and says, "He's going to die!"
Heero: What?!?
Duo: Not when were here!
Both of them get up and run toward the door while ripping their shirts off like Spider-man and it has on the front: DOCTOR MAN.
Relena: You people are crazy.
Narrator: What would you put?
Relena: Uh. Um?
Narrator: Haha!
Relena: Damn you!
Well on with the story. When Duo and Heero got in their and they told the doctors, "Leave here at once!" Then the doctors pick them up and throw them out of the room.
Duo: That was quick.
Then they go back in the room and show their Hospital Gundam doctor dog tags. Then they said, "Can you please leave us!"
Doctor: Did you know I am a doctor thug?
Heero: No.
Doctor Thug: Well if you want me to leave first you must kill my mom's, sister's, brother's, best friend's, patient's, best thug.
Heero: Which one of us should go? Me or you?
Duo: I will go!
Doctor Thug: bring in, BOB!
Then this huge dude comes in with muscular crap on every single part of his body and comes screaming, "I AM BOB!!! DEATH WILL COME NOW!!!"
Duo: Tickle, Tickle!
Bob the thug: Hehehehe! Ahhh! I'm melting!!! (Then he dies)
Duo: I have defeated your supreme thug!
Doctor Thug: Ok, I'll leave.
Heero: Yahh!
What we'll happen next? Find out in the next chapter, Chapter 2: Spy vs. Wufei