Summary
Harry is still searching for the remaining horcruxes to destroy Voldemort.
The Malfoys are searching for a sanctuary away from Voldemort.
Remus and an old friend (Serenity) try to convince another friend (Livia) to return to Hogwarts.
Charlie finds him self in a heap of trouble on Bill's wedding day
Warnings: Slash, m'preg, rape.
Couples: RL/NT, HP/GW, HG/RW, BW/FD, SS/CW…more
Disclaimer: If I own Harry Potter:
I wouldn't be writing any fan-fiction.
I'd be richer.
Bill would not have met Greyback. Neither would have Lupin.
Snape would still be good.
Orlando Bloom and Drew Fuller would be having a guest star role in the books.
Voldemort would change his name to Imawart.
There would be a spell called Batista Bomb. (One for the WWE fans!)
Apparating would be called Bamfing!(Xmen fans)
Blaise Zabini would have been properly introduced in the first book and would look like Pharrell Williams.
No one would read the books and there'd be no movies….
Chappie One.
Sunlight was pouring onto Privet Drive on a Saturday morning. Harry Potter was already awake in the kitchen helping his aunty prepare the breakfast that morning.
"Make sure those eggs do not burn!" Petunia snapped, as she pulled two slices of toast from the toaster and placed bread into it once more.
"Yes Aunt Petunia," Harry said, rolling his eyes. He looked out the window and watched as birds flew by and butterflies fluttered by.
"Another lovely day!" Vernon Dursley said cheerfully. A fat, tired looking Dudley followed in after him.
"What's wrong with you?" Harry asked, only to be glared at by his uncle. Harry turned back to the eggs and smirked as he switched the stove off. He grabbed the pan and placed a portion of egg onto four different plates before handed a plate to Dudley and Vernon. Dudley leaned over grabbing the remote to switch the TV on. Instantly the news was on. Harry placed the plates in front of his uncle, Dudley and then sat down as Petunia grabbed her own plate.
"What is going on these days?" Vernon snapped, as he watched the news.
"I don't know," Petunia said, she then looked at Harry, "Does it have to do with your lot?"
"Yeah," Harry said simply. He continued to eat as the Dursley's stared at him. "It has to do with Voldemort."
"What is that moron doing then?" Vernon snapped. Harry smirked, for once he agreed with his uncle.
"He doesn't like muggles, or muggle-borns,"
"What the ruddy hell is a muggle?" Vernon snapped. Harry raised a brow, so did Petunia.
"After six years my school you still don't know what a muggle is?"
"Well get to the bloody point!"
"Some one like you," Harry said, "A non-magical person."
"Then, what the hell is a muggle-born," Vernon asked.
"Lily was one," Petunia said. Harry looked at her; again she clamped her hand over her mouth like she said a rude word.
"Um, yeah, it means she comes from a muggle family but is a witch or wizard,"
"How'd you know mum?" Dudley asked.
"I heard her and that boy talk about it," Petunia said, she then added, "You learn quite a bit about them when you listen."
"Are you trying to teach Dudley a lesson?" Harry asked mischievously. Petunia sneered at him, doing a good impression of Snape, Harry thought. Harry sighed, stupid Snape, how Dumbledore could have trusted him Harry would never know...
"LOOK!" Dudley suddenly shouted pointing at an open window. A dark brown owl was flying over towards their house. Harry walked to the window and waited until it reached the window. He pulled the letter of the owl and opened it, he began to read.
Harry…
Hey what's up!
Harry stopped reading and raised a brow.
"What's wrong?" Petunia asked.
"Just a sec," Harry said, before reading on.
Me and a few more wizards or witches will be coming to get you today at 11 in the morning. So get your bags ready, and be ready. Hopefully you'll get this message before we get there. You're an idiot! Oh look what you made me write! Damnit.
Serenity Snape.
P.s ignore that last part, some werewolves are just stupid…
Harry put the letter down. Snape. She was related to Snape. Could he trust her not be helping the ex-potion master, Harry wondered. But she did say werewolves, maybe she meant Lupin, or she could mean Greyback. Bill Weasley, he was bitten by him, he wondered whether the coolest Weasley was a werewolf or not, there was a few more days til the full moon. Back on track, could Harry trust her or not.
"What's going on?" Vernon said gruffly.
"I think you three should leave the house," Harry said. "I'm getting picked up soon but I don't know whether I can trust her or not."
"Trust who?"
"Serenity Snape, the person who wrote the letter,"
"She isn't related to Severus Snape is she?" Petunia asked.
"How do you know about Snape?" Harry asked stunned.
"James use to play pranks on him," Petunia said.
"Wow you know my dad's name," Harry said slowly. Petunia nodded.
"So is she?"
"I don't know," Harry said, "But I don't trust her."
"Why?" Vernon said.
"Cause Snape killed Dumbledore only two weeks ago," Harry said. The three Dursley's went quiet as Harry went up to get ready.
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The Dursleys for once listened to Harry and left the house. Harry sat waiting for the girl to come pick him up, but his wand was still at the ready.
Finally the door bell rung. Then it rang again, and again. Harry sat up hastily almost falling over as he rushed over to the ringing door. He placed a hand on the knob and was about to open it when he stopped.
"Who is it?" Harry asked.
"It's us," a stranger's voice said. "Serenity, Remus, Nymphy, and Moody. Open the damn door the sun is hurting my eyes."
"How do I know that?"
"Harry, ask me a question only I will know," A familiar voice said, Remus Lupin.
"What was my dad's nickname and what was his Animagus?"
"Prongs and a stag," Remus answered. Harry nodded to no one as he opened the door. "Hello Harry."
"Hey," Harry said staring at the girl. She was tall and lean and was wearing a hooded cloak. She quickly walked in and headed towards the nearest blinds closing them, she moved onto the next as the three aurors walked inside. Harry closed the door. "What are you doing?"
"I don't like the sun," she said, pulling her hood down, revealing long black hair, pale skin and large reddish-brown eyes. She looked young but her eyes had an old look in them.
"Are you Serenity Snape?" Harry asked. Remus stared at him.
"Harry, her name is Serenity Eden," Remus said, sounding confused as he turned to the girl.
"It says Snape here," Harry said handing Remus the letter. Remus read through it quickly and then gazed at Serenity.
"What?"
"You're an idiot! Oh look what you made me write! Damnit. Serenity Snape. P.s ignore that last part, some werewolves are just stupid," Remus said reading from the paper, he looked up and smiled "You didn't give this paper a chance."
"Well I told you lot to shut up when I was writing! I always write what people say!" Serenity said snatching the paper, She pocketed and looked around, "Nice place, Shall we apparate or walk."
"Yes, let's walk," Tonks said, smirking. "Harry can you apparate?"
"Sort of," Harry said, sounding unsure.
"Serenity, take him your way," Mad-eye said. Serenity looked over and nodded.
"If I can avoid sunlight okay then," Serenity said. "Were do I go? My house? Lupin's? Or..."
"The Weasleys, I will take his suit case," Remus said. Serenity nodded and pulled her hood up. She grabbed Harry and then raised her hand above her head and clicked hard with her middle finger and thumb. Harry felt a swirling feeling in the pit of his stomach as it went black. Soon light returned and Harry saw the Burrow in front of him. CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! The three aurors apparated in front of the house as well.
"Alright let's go in," Remus said.
"How's Bill?" Harry asked, as they walked closer to the house.
"Not sure yet," Remus said, "The full moon is in a few nights."
"He is a werewolf, Lupin," Serenity said from underneath her robe "No point denying it. I can smell it. He stinks. And you can sense it too."
"Sense what? What are you?" Harry asked staring at Serenity as Remus shook his head.
"Never mind. Let's just go in," Serenity said, smiling mysteriously.
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"Harry dear!" Mrs Weasley said, enveloping Harry into a bone-crushing hug. Fleur stood behind Harry waving at him.
"Mum, you're killing him," Ron said shortly. Molly released Harry who smiled thankfully at Ron.
"Where's Hermione?" Harry asked.
"Up stairs," Ron said, "Wanna go up?"
Harry nodded so the two boys walked up the stairs. They reached the top to see Charlie coming out of a room.
"Hello Charlie," Harry said. Charlie turned around and smiled weakly. "What's wrong?"
"That idiot in there," Charlie muttered.
"Charlie!" Ron snapped.
"What? I just wish the idiot would talk to some one!" Charlie snapped back. "He needs our help but won't accept it!"
"What he needs is for you to leave him alone!" Ginny said poking her head out of the door. Charlie was about to snap at her when she saw Harry. "Oh hey Harry!"
"Hey Gin," Harry smiled deeply at Ginny. "So who's the idiot?"
"Bill,' Charlie said as he ran down the stairs. They heard a scream before Charlie began to rant angrily. "Serenity! How many times do I have to tell not to sneak up on me like that! You're gonna give me a bloody heart attack! I'm only 24 years Dammit!"
"Alright! Alright, don't eat me," Serenity said as she emerged up the stairs sniggering, Ron and Ginny both laughed as she re-enacted Charlie's panic attack with her hands flying all over the place. She then slowly headed towards Bill's room, muttering: "Time to scare brother number two. Or one, eh whatever."
"Who is she?" Harry asked.
"Don't know, but she had this freaky habit of appearing anywhere without making a noise!" Ginny said, "Which was why Charlie had a heart attack."
"Ron reckons she's a vampire," Hermione said, "I think he may be right, she isn't too fond of the sun, and Mrs Weasley hasn't cooked anything with garlic since she's been her."
"Maybe she is," Harry said, "She seems nice."
"She is, but she is a bit of a psycho," Ron said, "When she first got here, she threatened Tonks."
"What? Why?" Harry asked appalled. Why wouldn't any one, other then death eaters, threaten Tonks?
"Something about hurting Lupin and she'll ring her neck," Ron sniggered, "Tonks wasn't too please that day."
"So Tonks and Lupin are together now?" Harry asked. Hermione nodded as the small group entered Ron's room.
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"Where's Serenity?" Remus asked as Charlie walked into the kitchen where Molly had prepared sandwiches.
"Upstairs," Charlie said as he sat down beside the werewolf.
"She isn't with Bill is she?" Remus asked sounding worried.
"I don't know, maybe," Charlie said as he bit into a sandwich.
"Oh dear," Remus sighed standing up. He ran towards Bill's room.
"What is Remus vorried about?" Fleur asked.
"Some thing tells me I don't want to know," Tonks smirked from behind bright pink hair.
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"Hey Wolffi," Serenity said as she slumped down onto the seat next to Bill's bed. Bill stared at her as she got even more comfortable and placed her legs on the boy's bed. "So what's up?"
"Is there a reason you are here?" Bill asked looking away, trying to cover his mangled face. She frowned.
"Nope," Serenity said, "I'm just keeping you company."
"I don't want company," Bill muttered. Serenity laughed. "What's so funny?"
"Who the hell are you kidding," the raven haired girl sniggered. "Your craving for everyone's company, you are just too scared to take it. You're scared about what they will say and think of you."
"I am not," Bill growled.
"Are too!" She hissed. She shock her head and spoke normally again. "Don't growl at a cat they always hiss back. I hate to break this to you but no one cares about how you look, they all love you."
"What would you know about love!" Bill snapped, "You're a vampire! Vampires don't love!"
"I know more of it then you do, it appears," Serenity said coldly, she stood up, "I loved once, then I gave up on it, but it doesn't mean you have to as well."
She headed towards the door and opened it. She exited without another word.
Bill hung his head as Remus walked in looking concerned.
"Bill?" The older werewolf sat beside him, placing a comforting hand on his shoulder.
"Was she ever a mortal?" Bill asked softly.
"Yes," Remus said, "Millennia ago."
"Oh," Bill muttered.
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Serenity sat silently watching as Tonks was trying to teach Fleur Exploding Snap, who appeared to really not like having the cards explode in her face. Both were covered in soot, much to Ginny's delight.
"Serenity," Remus called walking out of the kitchen holding something red.
"Eh," she answered, Remus sighed, she usually wasn't one for words.
"Livia replied," Remus said throwing her a red letter. Serenity had one glance at it, screamed, and threw it to the ground as it began to sizzle.
"GOD DAMNIT! I SAID I DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK TO HOGWARTS! EVEN IF IT MEANS I WILL SAVE IT! LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME MOURN IN FUCKING PEACE!"
It tore itself up as everyone walking into the living room all appearing startled and scared.
"Well I'm quite sure the dead heard that," Serenity muttered, she then perked up, "I think that went quite well for a letter saying 'Liv get your ass back to Hogwarts pronto, we need a headdie!'"
"You have got to be kidding me!" Remus snapped.
"What?"
"Could you have been any less sensitive?" Remus almost yelled, the Order stared at Remus in shock, "Her father just died no less then a month ago!"
"IT WAS A MONTH AGO!" Serenity screeched. "What is it with you bloody mortals and crying over dead people! THEY AIN'T GONE!"
She stood up, walked of before muttering, she pointed upwards. "They are just up there."
"You don't argue about death to a vampire," Remus sighed, his head collapsing in his hands, Tonks rubbed his back affectionately.
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"Why did she blow up like that?" Harry asked as he and Ron played chess. Hermione, Ginny, Fleur, the twins, and Charlie were all sitting around them watching.
"I don't know," Charlie muttered, "But we know she is a vampire now."
"She's been a vampire for almost all her life," Bill said, as he entered the room.
"Welcome back stranger," Charlie said gleefully and Fleur kissed Bill on the cheek, right on his scars, though she didn't seem to care.
"What brought you back?" Fred asked. Or was it George?
"A big mouth," Bill said, "And who the hell are you? Fred or George?"
"Forge," He answered.
"So you're George?"
"Maybe," he smirked, "And you call your self our older brother?"
"Well
maybe you two idiots shouldn't wear the same clothes," Bill said,
"I get mum dressed you like that when you were kids, but aren't
you a little too old to have mum dressing you?"
Fred and George
went silent as the group laughed. Harry was a little surprised the
twins had no retort. Bill seemed to pick Harry's shock so he said.
"Who do you think taught them to pick on Percy? And all their
pranks"
Ron burst out laughing, which caused everyone else to laugh. He was about to add something when deafening scream came from out side.
"What the hell was that?" Ron said running to his window, "Holy shit!"
Bill and Charlie both hit Ron across the head as the group peered out of the window. There was Serenity sitting with a garden gnome in her hands, sucking at its neck.
"That's disgusting," Hermione muttered, moving away from the window. Ginny and Fleur followed. The boys however appeared quite interested.
"Wow," Ron said, "How come she hasn't got her hood on?"
The girls moved back again. It was true; she was there in only a red singlet and black leather pants. The blood dripping down her lips was the same red as her singlet. She threw the gnome aside and stood up; she kicked the ground rising into the air. She floated up to their room and motioned for them to open the window. Charlie obeyed lifting it wide open. She climbed in wiping her mouth.
"Yuck," Serenity spat. "Gnomes taste like crap."
"Then why'd you kill one?" Ron asked.
"Cause Remus said I'm not allowed to kill you," Serenity sneered. Bill sniggered. Fleur turned to him suddenly and glared.
"What?" Bill asked innocently. Ron perked up.
"Haf you sent ze invitation to your brother?" she asked. Bill shook his head. "Bill!"
"What? It's not like he's gonna come!"
"Vell it is still rude!" Fleur snapped. Serenity sniggered.
"Already bickering like a married couple," she smirked. Harry, Ron, Charlie and the Twins grinned.
"Fleur, he won't come and it's a waste of an invitation!" Bill said.
"Who the hell are you talking about?" Serenity asked.
"Percy," Bill said.
"Screw it!" Fred snapped.
"No one wants him there," George said just as angrily.
"I'm with them!" Ron added.
"So am I!" Ginny said. Bill pointed his hand at the three, as Charlie shock his head glaring at no one.
"See, none of my other siblings wants him there," Bill said.
"I never said that!" Charlie spat.
"You didn't have to say it," Bill said, "It is written on your face bro."
"Well then you should have read it better!" Charlie spat once more. Bill wiped his face in annoyance as Charlie stormed out of the room. Ginny stood up to follow but Bill held her back.
"Never, never go after Charlie if he is having a temper tantrum," Bill said, "He'd probably punch you."
"He wouldn't punch her would he?" Harry asked sounding appalled.
"Well thinking of his history," Fred said. "He punched me once when I turned his hair green."
"He punches me at least 20 times a month," Bill said, "I've adapted to it."
"He punched me once too, when I was four" Ron laughed, "Dad gave him a belting after that!"
"What about when he threw me down the stairs when I tried to give him a wedgie?" Fred laughed. The girls all rolled their eyes as the boys laughed.
"Come to think of it, he even whacked dad one once," Bill smirked, "He's never hit mum or Ginny either, but lets not take the chance."
"He's never hit Percy either,"
"He was more of a girl then Ginny is," George laughed. The boys all laughed again, even Ginny, Hermione and Fleur joined in. Serenity however seemed to be listening intently. Bill appeared to be the first to notice and asked her what was wrong.
"I'll be back in a jiffy," Serenity said. Just as she stood up, terrified scream filled the house. Again.
"Mum," Ron cried. They all followed Serenity out to living room and saw Remus and Arthur dragging Molly towards a couch. Charlie was sitting on the other couch looking very pale and clammy.
"What the hell is going on?" Serenity asked as she jumped over the staircase's rail and landed on her feet. Ron, Ginny, and the Twins ran to their mother as Bill went up to Charlie.
"What's wrong?" Bill asked kneeling beside him. He took Charlie's clammy hand into his own as Fleur stood beside Charlie and rubbed his shoulder.
"They've got him Bill, They have him!" Charlie whispered.
"Have who?"
"Percy," Arthur muttered weakly. The entire burrow went silent. Fred, George and Ron looked guilty as Bill sat beside Charlie and held him.
"Well isn't that fantastic," Serenity said cheerfully, "I'm outta here."
She disappeared with another click with everyone staring at the spot she once stood. Bill growled as did Remus.
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Wow isn't Serenity a bitch. Well don't start judging her yet…it's only the first chappie!
I was cracking up with Bill's line to the twins! Quite amusing…probably the only funny thing!
Chappie Two will be up in a week or two…or more likely a month, because I'm an Aussie and I'm lazy, there is probably six or so Aussies reading this thinking Is she dissin her own fair dinkum country!
Well I have no idea, but either way review….
Peace and Chicken Grease.
Afro
