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On Private drive there was a house well, 10 actually. And on number 7 there
was a family whose name was Hurlsey.
Mr. And Mrs. Hurlsey were perfectly normal thank you very much. They believed
in cleaning up the streets and hated hobos. They just did not stand such
nonsense!
Mr. Hurlsey worked for a big company called Millings. Millings were a company
that made huge plastic
teeth. He liked working there because he was the manager and being a manager
meant he got to yell and fire people all day long. Mrs. Hurlsey was a stay at
home mom who looked over little Hurl.
Mr. Hurlsey was getting ready for work one day when Hurl was throwing his
peas on the floor and screaming for sweets.
"Little Tyke wants the very best," He said as he walked out the door.
Outside he noticed a very strange thing. There was a large cat as in human
size sitting out on the wall reading a map. He blinked and looked back. There
was no map in sight! Now the cat was reading a sign, no looking at it. Cats
can't read signs!
He hopped into his car and started driving to work. On the way he saw many
flying penguins! Penguins can't fly though……….
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An old man in scraggly clothes walked down the street. He pulled out a little
gadget. He clapped 120,048,568,999 times and all the lights kept flicking on
and off. He got tired of this after a while and left them off.
"My dear fellow hobo come out of that form right now!" He cried.
Instantly this cat found a zipper on the belly and unzipped this suit and out
came another scraggly looking person although this was a female.
"How the hell did ya know it was me Drunkendore?" She asked.
"I know you too well! You love wearing your cat suit!" He replied.
"What are you doing here any ways professor?" She looked flabbergasted at the
thought.
"To bring Young hobo in training Philly to his relatives" He sighed.
"You can not mean these people?!?! They are terrible! They want to kill the
hobo race! I saw the little boy kicking his mother up the screaming for
sweaters!" She cried.
"It is the best place for Philly right now. I have written a letter
explaining about his future and everything," He answered.
"You think you can explain all this in a letter why-" She was cut short when
Drunkendore used the Darth Vader chokehold. "I….-Ca…" She fell to the ground
unconscious.
"That takes care of her," He said to himself as he waited for Madrid.
Well that is all for part 1. Short but I will make the next part longer!
Please read my other stories! I think you will like them! I think that is
all-Oh yeah please review!
I did not make this story to piss of Harry fans. I love Harry too I just
thought it would be a funny parody!