One day a curious set of people discovered a website that they never wanted to know. Please enjoy~! Also, you're allowed to hate it. This idea didn't want to leave so I decided to write it down. It's based on Wade Wilson's habit of breaking the fourth-wall.

The opinions are strictly the characters. It's not the opinions of the author.
NARUTO doesn't belong to me.

"Please tell me you're joking," Ino told Sakura who shook her head. Forehead also gave her a pity glance and that didn't help her mood at all. What the fuck Sakura. The pink-haired should be the nice (ish) one out of their friendship.

"Unfortunately not, Ino. You are actually paired up with him.." Sakura muttered with another pity look aimed at her best friend who huffed in frustration and even maybe pity for herself.

Ino thought this was a lovely day until Sakura saw a computer and became fucking curious on this website she only has heard today. Wonderful. Fantastic. Love it.

Sarcasm people. Her thoughts are literally bleeding sarcastic thoughts about this …. Ship.

"... Am I paired up with him often?" She asked because she has nothing left to lose but her pride. If it's a rare thing; her pride will be saved and her mood will get better.

Sakura looked at the computer and tapped the screen lightly to show the number to Ino who looked relieved.

"Forty-one fanfics aren't that bad." Her pride has been saved. Still a little damage though but that's understandable.

Forty-one stories where Ino Yamanaka gets paired up with Hidan from the Akatsuki is something Ino herself will never truly wrap her head around but it's a rare pairing. At least it's not popular.

She wonders why she is even paired up with him. She voiced her thoughts to Sakura who merely shrugged.

"Maybe it's for the sake of a 'crack ship' people put it in this dictionary." The pink-haired told her best friend gesturing to the Urban dictionary tab.

Ino huffed and glared at the computer.

"He killed Asuma-sensei and mocked our pain. He even fucking told us they were going to cash his body in for money because the greedy freak partner of his wants the cash." Ino ranted with fury laced in her voice.

Asuma was like a second father to her. Why would she be paired up with his killer?

Like hell, she ever would get together with him.

Sakura placed her hand on Ino's head and patted it for a moment. It resulted in Ino coming closer to Sakura and placed her head on forehead's shoulder with a deep exhale. She will not cry, dammit.

"Do you want to know who you are paired up with?" Sakura asked Ino with a small frown.

Ino glanced up at her before she shrugged. Her pride got damaged already. Why the hell not?

"Sure, whatever. Let me see how many fics I have with my husband."

So Sakura showed her and Ino's mood got a little better.

"Two hundred thirty-five fics found in the Sai and Ino tag," Ino muttered to herself but Sakura could still hear it. Ino didn't break from Sakura's embrace after all.

"So. Are you okay now? Did this help?" Sakura couldn't help to asked.

Ino eyed the computer with a small frown before she suddenly grinned at Sakura's direction.

"Hey. Let me see if we got paired up."

"Pig please."
"Forehead, please. I wanna see."

Sakura eyed Ino for a long moment who didn't look like she was going to back down from her little idea. Sakura let out a sigh before she started to click away with a huff.

"1.7K fics where we are either together or play a part," Sakura said to Ino who grinned at the result. Damn right. You can't take her forehead away from her.

"That is a good number. A real good number. I like that number. Now; show me how many where we are together?" Ino asked.

Sakura gave her a look before doing what she asked. Because she couldn't deny that she was a little curious too.

….. Huh.

"Fifty-nine fics. More than Hidan and me but less with Sai and I. That's fine. As long you beat Hidan; everything is good." Ino told her best friend who nodded.

Wait. Hold up.

Sakura clicked on Sai again and witness Ino screamed in delight (delight? what?). "Only fifty-five fics where Sai and I are actually together? Is that right? Did my darling forehead beat my hubby? I am loving this."

What the hell.

"Uh, Ino. Why are you so happy? Sai is your husband and the father of your son; Inojin." Sakura told Ino with a curious look. She couldn't help but point out the obvious.

Ino gave Sakura a look. 'Like really, girl? Do I need to explain?' Apparently, she does.

"Okay. Let me sit down for this." Ino begun sitting down next to Sakura and holding out her hand towards the pink-haired who grasp her pig's hand with a curious look.

"Wishful thinking really since I don't seem like the 'type' but if I didn't meet Sai that day; I would have probably went with you. The reason why is because I know you the longest. I know when you have your ups and downs. I love you very much. You're fucking special to me. And yes; I tease you a lot but I also compliment you as well. Forehead; I love you and I wanted to confess something." Ino said while she wiped a tear from Sakura's eye.

People if her best friend actually cries; Ino is going to join her.

"When you decided to break our friendship with each other for Sasuke; I was so heartbroken. I didn't actually want that. I mean; I did indeed have a crush on your husband back then but I wouldn't have ever thrown my friendship away for you." Ino finished with a smile.

Oh gosh.

"Oh my god, pig. I love you so much." Sakura cried out before she tackled her best friend in a hug. All Ino did was laughed and hugged the pink-haired back.

Life is good.

Whether they knew it or not; Sarada looked at Sai and her father with a curious look. "Papa; is that true?" She asked him.

Sasuke looked down at his daughter and nodded. "They used to be rivals."

"I believe they are still rivals, Sasuke-san. I mean it wouldn't be a far stretch for you and Naruto are still rivals." Sai said with a smile.

Sasuke looked annoyed while Sarada looked confused.

"Does this mean Papa loves Hokage-sama?" She asked curiously.

Sasuke gave her a look. "No."

"I thought you did. After all; according to Kiba; your first kiss was with him." Sai said who didn't help the situation at all.

"Wait, Papa and the Hokage-sama kissed?!" Sarada cried out in shock.

Sasuke glared at Sai who gave him a smile.

"Get the hell out of my house."

"Technically; Sasuke-san; this is an apartment." Sai shared his unwanted wisdom.

"Get out," Sasuke repeated with an annoyed look.

"Okay. Dear; we must go. Sasuke-san is dramatically asking us to leave." Sai called out to the girls who broke free from their embraced to look at them confused.

Sasuke counted to ten and decided to walk away from this annoying man.

He can see why Ino and Sai got married now.

They deserve each other and no; this isn't shade.

It's the honest truth.

Besides; like hell, he would have let Ino take Sakura from him.

Once the Yamanaka couple left, and Sarada bid her parent's goodnight after supper; Sasuke and Sakura found themselves in the living room looking at each other.

Sasuke; blank. Sakura; confused; curious.

"Sasuke… What did he do?"

"He annoyed me."

"Honey; no offense but a lot of people annoy you."

"Hn."

She sighed.

Sasuke gave her a look.

"Sasuke. I didn't show Ino this because she would have just screamed so I'm going to share it with you instead." Sakura began while pushing her bangs away from her face.

So she showed him what she discovered before finding out the fics with Ino and Hidan.

Needless to say; Sasuke wasn't exactly pleased with her discovery.

Sakura wasn't surprised.

"Eighty-three fics between me and Yamanaka." He said.

"Yep."

"Why."
"How would I know?"

"Are you…. Mad?" He asked.
Sakura snorted. Sasuke gave her a look.

She rolled her eyes to show him why she wasn't mad at all.

"Oh."
"Of course."

Sakura grinned at him. Sasuke gave her a little smirk.

1.9K fanfics of Sasuke and Sakura Uchiha beats the Sasuke/Ino ship in spades and shades.

Life is good.

"Honey; do you wish to see how many you have with Naruto?" Sakura couldn't help but ask with a grin.

Sasuke let out a snort and walked to their bedroom.

"No."

"Too bad."

"Sakura."
"Coming, dear~!"

And with that; we bid you goodbye until next time.