Cordelia Chase sees an evil Captain Planet
Authors note: I know this is a really awful story but I though I would put it on here anyway.
Cordelia was having another one of her visions. She saw a yellow H2 Hummer sitting in a drive-thru. The beautiful blond haired lady inside was listening to rap music.
"Have you ever seen a Chevy with the(get, get like me)
Have you ever seen a Chevy with the(get like me)
Have you ever seen a Chevy with the butterfly doors,
stuntin (stuntin) is a habit,
put it in the air,
stuntin (stuntin) is a habit,
put it in the air,
stuntin (stuntin) is a habit,
put it in the air,
Have you ever seen a Chevy with the butterfly doors,
stuntin (stuntin) is a habit"
Finally after waiting around 15 minutes in the drive-thru it was her turn to get
her food. After she paid for the food, she pulled her yellow H2 Hummer into a
parking space and left it idling. As she tore the paper off of the straw she
tossed it out of the window. She unwrapped her big mac and threw the wrapper on
the ground. As she ate, she used a whole bunch of paper napkins just tossing
each one out of her Hummers window. After she ate, she tossed the fry box, paper
cup, and bag on the ground. As her Hummer crushed the trash, she drove off
feeling really proud of the mess she left behind.
All of a sudden she saw a man flying through the air. His skin was blue. He wore red gloves, red boots, and a red shirt with a picture of a globe on it. He screamed "The power is yours!" The blue man picked up all of the litter and shoved it down the lady's mouth. He then proceeded to smash the Hummer into a little ball. As he flew away, Cordelia could see blood pouring out of the smashed Hummer.
Cordelia was back in the real world. All of her friends surrounded her with worried looks on their faces.
"What did you see?" one of them asked.
Cordelia sat up and yelled "Paris Hilton is going to die!"
The End