Arthur: *reading some sassy book (only he thinks it'sassy - in reality it' very nerdy) with glasses settled on his nose* "Alfred, stop eating so much chocolate already! It'll make you bulky." *looks at him over the glasses with one raised eyebrow*
Alfred: *mouth full of chocolate* "Whaa? If's nof like I hafe eafen the whoue bof affeady..." *tries to embody divine innocence*
Arthur: *sarcastic look* "But you have."
Alfred:*swallowing* "Oh come oooon, it'Christmas!"
Arthur: "That's not an excuse." *tries to be a meanie*
Alfred: "Well, it should be. Anyway, yesterday I read this interesting blog on the internet. It said: 'Chocolate is made from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.' Did you know that chocolate is salad, Arthur?"
Arthur: *stares in disbelief *
Alfred: "I didn't know that actually, but I think that's like one of the best discoveries. Right after amazing America! So, Arthur, I can't get fat from eating chocolate because I can't get fat from eating salad. That makes great sense." *throws himself on the sofa with another box of bonbons and a sigh of satisfaction, proud of his sensemaking statement*
Arthur: *still staring in disbelief*