Part 1

England's computer beeped again, he slowly gets up rubbing his eyes. What the hell its 2:25 am, why would someone message him at this time. Annoyed he gets up and walks over to his desk, and checks his computer. He opens up 'BotherCountries' and checks his messages. Two messages from one of the people who impersonate Countries, bloody frods they are England thinks. He clicks on the message and reads.

ArachnidsGrip [AG] began bothering BritishWitchcraft [BW]

AG: Hello :::; )
AG: Hey why won't you answer?!
BW: Well if you don't mind I was sleeping.
AG: Why?
BW: BECAUSE ITS 2 IN THE MORNING!
AG: Hey you put 8 exclamation points 8888888)
BW: That was not intended, now tell me, what is it you want? AT 2 IN THE MORNING?!
AG: Oh come on! I told you my time is different from yours!
BW: Yes you told me, but you never told me what the difference was.
AG: That's 8ecause I don't know :::: (
BW: Whatever I don't care, now what did you want?
AG: I just wanted to ask you something.
BW: Well then *sits down* what is it?
AG: What is your favorite num8er? 88888888 )
BW: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!
BW: YOU MESSAGE ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING TO ASK ME THAT?!
BW: HOW ABSURD!
AG: I was just curious! And like I said I don't know the time difference!
BW: If I say eight can I go back to sleep?!
AG: You like eight too?! 8oooooooo
BW: Sure whatever.
AG: Oh my gog! Isn't eight the 8est num8er?!
AG: Hello?
AG: Hey did you leave?!
BW: Obviously, you said I could go back to sleep.
AG: I never said that!
BW: Yes you did, so I'm going to sleep now and not going to come back.
AG: Hey!
AG: 88888888 (
AG: Come 8ack!
AG: Ugh fine leave you loser

ArachnidsGrip [AG] quit bothering BritishWitchcraft [BW]

Sighing England walks over to his bed and flops down. What the hell is wrong with them? Asking such an absurd question at two in the morning! His computer beeps again. He rolls over to his side staring at the computer, he's wide awake now. Should he message them and try to find some stuff out about them? He only met this imposter a couple days ago, when they messaged him at 5 in the morning. At the time he thought this person was just bored with nothing to do at 5 am. Turns out this person loves to bug countries and be rude.

He looks at his computer again; it beeps twice more then stops. Oh bloody hell! He forgot to ask them their gender again! That could wait for some time; he was not in the mood to message a sassy imposter at 2 am. He scoots up and pulls the covers over his head. He closes his eyes and falls asleep.