Fan Fiction: The Rainbow of Emotions

Chapter One: Ubiquity

Disclaimer: I am not the legal owner of any of the characters.

NOTE: I have returned to my true calling of the pen and paper after a long, long journey backpacking through South America. I have learned many a new technique I hope you will find to your satisfaction.

Desmond wept uncontrollably.

"Dude, what is the matter, man?" Hurley harshly questioned.

"Hermano, I just had a vision of the death of another one of our pals. For this time, it is dear Bernard who will be struck by that damnable lightning. Bugger," Desmond wailed.

Bernard ate some Polly-O string cheese. So unsuspecting of the cruel and unfortunate fate that fate beheld for him.

Kate ran!

"EVERYONE! OH NO! I THINK SAWYER IS AN OTHER!" Kate screamed. She was wearing leather pants, but nobody found it odd.

"Why would you think such a thought?" Sayid asked, scratching his cornrows.

Kate then swooned!

Flashback

Juliet made pancakes for Jack. Jack loved pancakes.

Then, Juliet met her padre. His name was…

Wait for it

Christian. She did not find that unusual, because many men had that name.

But then,

She found out his last name, which was Shepard. That didn't seem to be an oddity, either, for at that time Jack was under the fake name of Willard Wilson, because he was on the run from the law after killing his step father. He killed his step father because he was beatin' his mama. But his mama didn't want step-papa to die!

Oh my!