(A/N) Ok, so Jackie basically did the first half and then Emily did the second half. This was very fun to write and it's not over, we promise. Read, Review, and ENJOY!!

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You're not alone

EDPOV

Jacob has been getting on my nerves lately. I mean all the pranks that I have experienced this last week could total in the thousands!!!! IT HAD TO STOP!!!!! And I had just the thing. HehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough* HAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*Hehehehehe he he heee.

JCPOV

I LOVED bothering Edward. It was like playing pranks on people, only better! This prank would be even better because it involved his….. FAMILY!!!!! It was so EVIL and good that they should invent a totally new word for it.

I went downstairs to get some tape (hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe).

"NESSIE!!!! WHERE IS THE TAPE?!!!!!!!" I screamed. She was the one who cleaned the house so she is the one who knows where it is.

There was no answer. "NESSIE?!"

Still no answer. She was probably hunting.

"Oh, well, I'll try to find it myself." I spoke to MWA.

I went to the garage and was searching for TAPE! That my wife should have had. Then a strange noise came from the drive way.

"Nessie?" ha, she tried to scare me.

No answer. God damn it! Does she EVER answer?!

"Nessie? This isn't that funny anymore." I was beginning to get a little nervous.

More sounds came my way. Ok, now, I was going into a panic attack.

"Uhh, Nessie? Will you stop this?"

I was greeted by a growl and more noises. OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!!!!

For some reason I heard a noise that sounded like a wimpy kid with asthma who was so scared that he was ready to pee himself……………………………. oh yea…. That was me. Well, there went my reputation.

"Who is there?" I was beginning to shake from fear.

"7 days……" then, the sound disappeared completely. Jesus Christ! What in the hell was that all about?!!!

It took me 10 minutes to calm myself down.

I decided to go to the bathroom so I could wash my 'fear' away.

"Much better." I said as I walked into my bedroom. I took of my sweaty shirt and threw it on the ground, then opened my closet. When I opened the door, a flood of paper overflowed onto my floor. I picked up one of the pieces and read it. It said, in red ink, if it was ink, "Your not alone..." I started hyperventillating and the paper was soggy when I threw it to the ground. I ran downstairs and to the garage. I came back with a basket full of nails and a hammer, along with a bunch of planks. I immediatly started boarding up the windows. I was still hyperventillating as I nailed the door shut. I slid down against the door. The knob turned.

"OH MY GOD!!!!! PLEASE DON'T EAT MY BRAINS!!!!! PLEAAAAAASE!!!!!" I begged. Then I realized I had moved the doorknob. I laughed very nervously.

"Ummm, I'm just gonna watch some T.V. Nothing bad is going to happen, nothing bad is going to happen," I assured myself.

I turned on the T.V and sat on the edge of the bed. I was happily watching Mythbusters, when the screen went snowy. I got up and slapped the T.V, leaving a hand mark. Then it went black. Then it went snowy. Next thing I know, I see this well thing, then I see a black haired girl crawling really weirdly towards the screen and- OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

#%#&#*###%#^!#!^#&#&!!!!!! A stream of profanities came out of my mouth as I hid my face behind the pillow, remembering what happened next. I then heard a little girl scream. I looked around, then realized....it was me.... I was having a full blown panic attack.

I saw hair coming through the T.V screen. OMIGOD!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I ran towards the door and started prying out the nails, frantically scrambling. Then I heard it. The popping. I looked back and saw two eyes covered by oily black hair staring at me as her hands got out of the T.V. I started sobbing and pounding on the door. I looked over my shoulder and saw the thing limping it's way towards me, making the popping noise. I then started pounding the door with my head. Then I heard a snap. I looked at my closet and saw,...........OH MY GOD IM GOING TO DIEEEEEEEE! The dude from saw was standing right behind me.

I felt a slimy hand on my shoulder. Then it all went black....

To Be Continued....