Title: Things I can't say to your face

Chapter Title: Oliver Wood's birthday

Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!

Pairings: Oliver/Marcus, Percy/Adrian mentions of Terence/OC

Warnings: None really in this chapter, except language

Summary: Marcus, Adrian, Oliver and Percy pass notes during class

Notes: Total slash fun, rated M just in case I add something naughty, I've put Adrian Pucey in Oliver's year. The guys are in the last year of Hogwarts. Bold words show when a note starts and when it ends. Please give feedback.

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Oliver was sat next to his best friend Percy Weasley during his worst lesson; Potions. He was feeling pretty irritated and bored, it was his 18th and he really hated that he was here instead of Quidditch practice, he looked to his friend and saw the red head scribbling down notes and envied him of his concentration and intelligence. He ribbed a small piece of his parchment out and wrote a note.

As the third eldest Weasley listened and wrote at the same time a piece of parchment fell on top of his work he unfolded and read it:

Percy, I'm bored! Talk to me! Oliver

Percy shook his head and wrote back:

Oliver, I am trying to write class notes; I think one of us at least should. Percy

Percy 'My best friend in the whole world',Does that mean you'll let me copy your notes tonight, or better yet write them yourself? Oliver 'The birthday boy'

Oliver, Oh I suppose I can find it in my heart to let you slag off ALL your lessons for today, since it is your birthday. By the way how do you like that badge the twins gave you it's hardly subtle. *snort* Percy 'Your best friend in the whole world'

The Quidditch Keeper looked down at the big badge with the 18 flashing red to gold, with a snitch flying around it; he smirked as he wrote back:

Percy 'the most awesomest person ever', Thank you so much, I could do with a workless day *smile* and I actually quite like the badge, people have been especially nice to me today. But I did have to escape from one girl who was trying to give me a birthday kiss. Oliver

Oliver 'needs to stop making up words!', You're very welcome; I do what I can to help. You can't blame that girl for wanting to kiss you, she doesn't know your gay, and you are hardly the living stereotype of a homosexual male. Percy 'Yes I am the most awesome person ever'

Percy 'should know I'll make as many new words as I damn well like',Yes but still, you're gay and you are not stereotypical as well, yet girls don't come up to you wanting to kiss you.Oliver

The scot suddenly realised what he had written and quickly wrote another note as he was hit with a wave of guilt.

Percy, I'm so, so, so, so, so unbelievably sorry, I did not mean to say that at all.Oliver 'who is really sorry'

Oliver 'You are forgiven', I know what you meant, don't worry about it, I'm not upset. Percy

Percy 'is so nice', Are you sure? Oliver

Oliver, Yes I'm fine; anyway guess who keeps looking over here? Percy

Percy, Who? Oliver

Oliver, It's Flint; I think he's writing a note Percy

Percy,He's probably doing work.Oliver

Oliver,...don't make me laugh, Marcus Flint doing work?

Percy 'trying so hard not to laugh'

Percy 'your laughter is contagious',Great now I'm trying not to laugh.Oliver 'wants to laugh more because I know I shouldn't'

The Keeper was surprised to get another note:

Wood, Don't get to excited and cum in your pants, but I'm going to let you Gryffindors use the pitch tonight, Malfoy's ill! Flint

Oliver wrote a note to Percy and Marcus.

Percy,Out of interest have you seen Malfoy today and if so, how's he looking? Oliver 'curious'

Flint, Thank you for letting me know Wood

Oliver 'curiosity killed the cat',He's looking annoyingly well, why do you ask?Percy 'is as curious as you'

Percy 'Good thing we're not cats',Flint just said Gryffindor can have the Quidditch pitch because he can't train because Malfoy's ill!Oliver 'confused'

Oliver 'doesn't need to keep telling me how he is feeling',Well I only saw Malfoy a minute before coming in here and he was fine.Percy

Percy, Should I tell Flint I know he's lying? Oliver

Oliver, NO! For once I think Flint might be doing something nice because it's your birthday, if you call him a liar, he'll probably take it back. Percy 'is the much needed brains'

Percy, You think Flint's being nice for my birthday. Wow. Oliver 'feels oddly touched'

Oliver, You're blushing! Percy

Meanwhile at the back of the class, Marcus sat with his best friend Adrian, he had been slacking off all lesson finding Snape's nattering a good cure for insomnia, and he decided to inform his fellow Chaser about the change of plans:

Adrian, Practice is off! Marcus

Marcus, Why? You never cancel practice! Adrian

Adrian, Draco's ill. Marcus

Marcus, No he's not I saw him not long ago, he was fine! Adrian

Adrian, Alright, I just don't feel like playing Quidditch. Marcus

Marcus 'if that really is you',What?! You fucking liar, tell me the real reason! Adrian

Adrian 'needs to calm down', Okay but don't tell anyone. I just thought since it was Wood's birthday and all he might like to use the pitch.Marcus 'knows what you're thinking'

Marcus 'needs Gryffindor arse', Be careful Marc, Wood might find out you wank at night thinking about him. Adrian

Adrian 'needs to tread carefully',Watch it! I just want to give him a break Marcus 'so does not need anything that is part of a Gryffindor'

Marcus 'is not scary', You didn't deny the masturbation comment, but anyway I don't mind missing practice. Shit Snape is coming look busy. Adrian

Snape walked around the classroom and caught Oliver and Percy writing notes "10 points from Gryffindor for passing notes in my lesson, and I'm confiscating that badge as well Wood" he held out his hand in front of Oliver.

Percy spoke up "But sir…"

"Another 5 points for answering back" snapped the potions master before Weasley could finish his sentence, he took the badge when it was placed in his hand then left it on his desk, as he carried on with the lesson.

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"That really stinks about the badge Oliver" Percy commented as they left the classroom

"It doesn't matter, thanks for standing up for me anyway" the scot smiled at his friend then was shoved harshly by Marcus Flint and something pushed in his hand. He held back the urge to shout at his long term rival to look at what he was given, he opened his hand and saw the birthday badge and a note, the note read:

Happy Birthday.