Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto. If I did, it would be a gay free for all. Yay...?

Rated T for strong language.

Ok, now then, I have yet another Naruto story (Obviously?). This one with hopefully will be good. I'll try, but I can't be sure. So time for me talking to myself (after I give a few reminders).

"Talking"

Thinking

Whispering

Jake: Welcome to one of my new Naruto storys. Yay.

Naruto: Real enthusiastic...

Sasuke: Hn.

Naruto: You don't sound like Sasuke...At all.

Jake: Hn.

Sasuke: Hn.

Jake: Hn.

Sasuke: Hn.

Jake: Hn.

Sasuke: HN!!!!

Jake: Haha, I knew I could make Sasuke crack. Meh.

Sasuke: Get back to the point...Idiot...

Jake: Ok, so yeah, this is another one of my storys, but this one happens to be Sasuxnaru. The BEST couple. Besides Gaaraxneji.

Naruto: They might be here too, this is just the begining.

Sasuke: Or the ending since Jake can't write.

Jake: Go crawl into your emo corner.

Sasuke: -Puts on black eyeliner- I'm not emo.

Naruto: Ok...So here's the story!

XXX

(Sasuke)

Sasuke stared blankly at the wall in his mansion. It was pitch black, how Sasuke liked it. It showed on his pale skin that he doesn't like the sun very much.

He HATED the sun.

There was no point to it, it just gave him headaches.

But, of course, he had to go to school the next morning.

It was the start of 9th grade, or 'hell', as he liked to put it.

It was just going to be a bunch of fangirls screaming "Look!! There's Sasuke!" or "Omgishwowholycowomgomgomg!" or, the ever so famous one "Will you go out with me???".

He was past school.

And all of the dumb people inside of it.

He was smarter than everyone there, including the teachers.

There was nothing more to learn. He might aswell find the cure to cancer and see if they'd let him out of school. Or, accually, HIM.

He had to have a guardian to keep him safe.

That, along with school, is dumb.

He could damn well kick his guardian's ass, Kabuto.

Kabuto would most likely cry if Sasuke were to throw Kabuto's home made cookies at him.

Kabuto was the most gay person on the face of the planet.

Sasuke would believe him if he blamed his anger on PMS.

He was THAT gay.

Flamer-gay.

But just because Sasuke said no to millions of girls each day, didn't mean he was gay.

Uchihas were NOT gay.

Were, being the key word.

When he was little, his older brother had killed his whole family, and then commited suicide.

He left Sasuke, though, probably knowing he had a fate worse than death.

LIFE.

Yes, life for Sasuke is hell. WORSE than hell.

He needed to do drugs, which if he weren't too lazy, he could do.

Kabuto wasn't home very often, and he has almost all of the money in the city he lives in, Konoha.

He is the richest man in Konoha, he could buy virtually anything.

2:37 AM. I might aswell get to sleep, staying up won't releive the throbing in my head.

Sasuke took off his blue shirt, revealing a six-pack, and rested his blue hair on his pillow.

My hair and shirt DO match. I have to change that.

And so, Sasuke went to sleep.

XXX

(Sasuke)

5:43 AM

Sasuke rolled over on his couch, managing to fall on the floor with a 'THUD!'

"DAMNIT!" Sasuke yelled as he rubbed his head, sure he scared away the annoying birds always by his window.

"Another perfect start to a perfect day." Sasuke mumbled.

He threw on his famous blue shirt and white pants and combed and spiked his hair.

Hmph, good enough.

He grabbed his annoying little backpack, grabbed a coffee, and made his way to the bus stop.

Fangirls who managed to sprint over 5 miles just to get to his bus stop greeted him with an "Oh my gosh, it's Sasuke!". They said it as if they were suprised to see him, though they had it written down where his bus stop was on around 2,500 websites, along with other various facts including his favorite color, coffee, and much, much more.

Though it worried him a little bit (Though Uchihas do NOT worry) that they knew so much, he couldn't help but smirk.

He IS the most popular person to walk the face of the earth.

One of the many fangirls, Sakura, the pink-haired girl, came running up to him first.

"Uhh...Hey Sasuke...I-I brought you a flower."

Sasuke just stared at her, which was enough to make her back away.

Just then, her uttermost enemy, Ino, came barging through the crowd.

"He doesn't want YOUR flower, Sakura-forehead!" The blonde-haired girl snorted.

Sasuke took a sip of his coffee and looked at Ino.

"Here, Sasuke." Ino put in a weird, rasp tone.

Then everyone started lauging at her. She had just burped while trying to give the great Sasuke a flower. Now THAT'S a turnoff.

Ino backed away into the crowd where he couldn't see her.

Just then the bus came roaring through the street, stopping at the corner.

Everyone then got on the bus, heading towards school.

Besides the fight everyone had over 'who got to sit with Sasuke', it was quite peaceful. And then they arrived at school, where Sasuke didn't know was going to be a living nightmare.

XXX

(Sasuke)

Sasuke smoothly walked off of the bus, to be joined by yet another group of girls.

"Hey Sasuke!!!" Came from the new crowd of all of his fans.

By now Sasuke was just getting irritated with them, which showed on his face because all of the people took a few steps back, in unison, of course.

First period: Homeroom, Room 492, Kakashi. Hn. That should be right ov-

"Oh my gosh!!! It's Sasuke Uchiha!" Came from the gasps of over-excited 9th-12th graders.

"Whoa, it's really him!"

"Of course it's him! Over here, Sasuke! Join me for lunch, okay?"

"He's sitting with me!"

"No me!!"

Sasuke cracked his knuckles in utter disgust.

Look at all of these fucking idiots! Sasuke this, Sasuke that! They need to fucking chill out!

By now, Sasuke was in homeroom, completly agrivated. His homeroom teacher wasn't there to shut the girls up which added to his irritation.

If one more of those bitches says one more wor-

"Hey, Sasuke-kun!" Chimed in one of the girls.

"THAT'S IT!" Sasuke snapped.

All of the fangirls looked in horror as Sasuke grabbed the closest guy next to him, happening to be Naruto, the blonde-haired energetic boy, and started kissing him.

After the kiss broke in around 3 seconds, everyone fell silent.

Naruto was blushing a deep shade of crimson, showing his embarassment.

"Hey guys I was late because-" Started the silver-haired teacher, Kakashi, "why's it so quiet?"

All of the girls in the room started shrieking in disbelief, as all of their dreams were squashed like a bug on the ground in New York City.

"Omigishomgomgomgwowzomgomfg!" All of the girls screamed.

Why the hell did I just kiss a kid I don't even know. Uchihas were NOT gay. Uchihas ARE NOT gay! Are not meaning me, Sasuke Uchiha! I, yes I am NOT gay!

XXX

(Naruto)

What. The. Hell.

Did a random guy just kiss me out of the blue? And I'm blushing?? Stop blushing, stop blushing! I'm NOT gay!! I like girls, boobs, and all of that stuff. Guys aren't even attractive! I have looked at porn right? Oh wait, I haven't. Damnit! Why am I even questioning myself like this? Ugh. I liked Sakura! Yeah. That concludes it. But he is pretty cute...FUCK!

"Naruto?" Kakashi asked.

Naruto was so caught up in thoughts he didn't notice the teacher had been asking him what happened for the past 5 minutes or so.

"Yes, Kakashi-sensei?"

"What happened? You looked scared, then reassured, and then angry. And also people have been screaming at you for the last 5 minutes."

Naruto looked up at all on the angry-no, creepy faces staring at him across the class.

"Naruto you idiot...Sasuke was supposed to be MY first kiss..." Sakura murmured through her gritted teeth.

Kakashi managed to slip Naruto an akward look before shouts of "NO, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FIRST KISS!" came bellowing through the entire classroom.

Naruto gave Sasuke a 'What the fuck" look and then a 'I HATE YOU' look.

That idiot! Who does he think he is? And what's with all of the people yelling at me now? Is he some kind of damned superstar or something? He has all of the girls in the world, or this class room atleast, and yet, he kisses me, Naruto Uzumaki.

XXX

(Sasuke)

I've done it, I'm screwed for life. And what's with this weird face that kid's giving me? Did Kakashi-sensei say his name was Naruto? I figured it would be more of a confused look, but it's just...Well...Weird.

"Hey, you, duck-head! What the hell do you think you were doing?" Naruto asked, anger seeping from his eyes.

Duck...Head...?

Sasuke gave Naruto the the death glare, but it didn't work.

"Yes, you! Duck-head!" Naruto then read his name plate, "Sasuke! What the hell?"

This is one strange kid. He should be running by now. I just kissed him and gave him the death glare...

Fuck! He's blushing! Is he gay?

"You're one to talk like that, you're blushing the deepest shade of red I think I've ever seen." Sasuke taunted.

Kakashi was just watching the fight with dull eyes, and then he started reading 'Itcha, Itcha Tactics'.

"Well, I'm not the one who kisses random boys!"

Sasuke was fumed. No one had ever talked to him like this. Never!

Sasuke opened his mouth to speak but just then the bell rung and everyone ran out of the room, keeping their glare on Naruto.

XXX

(Naruto)

Naruto followed Sasuke out of Homeroom.

"Hey, Sasuke!"

Sasuke turned around and answered, "What?"

"You're going to kiss me and just walk away without an explanation?"

"Hn."

"Well, give me an answer!"

By then Sasuke was again walking to his next class, math.

"C'mon, I mean, what was with that! I don't even know you!"

"Hn."

"Tell me!"

"Hn."

"TELL ME!" Naruto bellowed, shaking the whole hall way and getting him a couple of comments as "Must be a freshman...".

Naruto saw Sasuke walk into room 589, Kurenai.

"Well, were going to the same class so you'll have to tell me eventually!"

XXX

Jake: Well, did you like it, hate it, love it?

Sasuke: I hated it.

Naruto: One vote on 'liked a little bit'.

Jake: Heh, you liked the kiss 3.

Sasuke: I hated that, also.

Naruto: -Blushing-

Jake: Oo

Sasuke: -Shows no emotion, but a little scared-

Naruto: And what was with "Squashed like a bug on the ground in New York City"?

Jake: Running out of similies.

Sasuke: Hn.

Naruto: Well, it WILL get better so, R/R.

Sasuke: Yep, it would be nice to R/R, Jake would appreciate it.

Jake: Reviews are always nice. Mean ones suck though. Unless there's constructive advice in it.

Naruto: Yep.

Jake: Well, there will be more characters, don't worry, they've only been to homeroom.

Sasuke: -Cuts to the chase- R/R.