D/C:I don't own Twilight.

Edward's POV

"And then she just failed me! Failed ME, from the freaking COMPUTER LESSON!"

"I'm sure you'll do better next time, love."

"Yeah, sure, whatever. I'm so tired, tuck me in?" she batted her eyelashes.

Appearantly, the teacher failed Bella from the computer lesson. She was at school, trying to convince her to change her mind until half past eight pm. She was very upset, so I had to drag her home.

I tucked her in and laid next to her.

"Goodnight kiss?" I kissed her.

"Goodnight my angel..."

Not higher than five minutes, she fell asleep. I knew that in 2, 3 hours, the dreams would come. It was highly entertaining to watch her dream, she would speak so much, even more than her awake form.

I felt tappings on my chest and looked down to see Bella sleep-typing on my chest. This was new...

She was murmuring meaningless stuff too, but still typing. It was very hard to hold back my laughter. She was typing so fast, almost furious.

Then she stopped. Her hand wandered around my chest, my face, my arms. Also, her eyebrows were furrowed.

If I knew what was gonna happen next... If I only knew...

Without a warning, she slipped her hand in my boxers, grabbing my "mouse".

I was beyond surprised. By the way her fingers were moving, she thought... it was a computer mouse. That girl's imagination...

OK, this was getting out of hand. PERVERTS, I didn't mean that! I needed to stop her, before she would cause some form of awakening.

I first discovered this could happen 10 years ago, when Rosalie and Alice fought over a bottle of body lotion that was supposedly smelling very nice, and during the fight, clothes were ripped, lotion was everywhere... You do the maths. I couldn't look at their faces for a year.

I slowly held her wrist, careful not to wake her up, and pulled with minimal strength. No, she wasn't giving up. I pulled some more, but she just held on tighter, which wasn't good AT ALL.

So I put my palm over hers, and tried to move her hand. The girl was so determined to stay there!

I tried to move her hand up and down, hoping that maybe she would let go this way.

I was trying to move her hand, with a bit faster motions when...

"Edward?"

I looked up to see Bella, wide awake, looking down at her hand which was grabbed by mine, being moved on my...

Oh no. "Bella, I really didn't mean to-"

"Edward, I think I want to sleep alone tonight."

"Bella, I'm not lying, just-"

"Go Edward, before I call Charlie."

I just got out the window. There was no explanation for this.

I ran to my house, hoping everyone was...occupied so I didn't have to explain them why I'm here.

They weren't.

Alice was on the floor, looking like she's having a seizure, everyone around her, looking at me and trying to hide their smiles.

"YOU SAW THIS HAPPENING?"