Attack of the Fandoms

Author's Note: Hey there Loves! Well this is a chain story with Sai'mne and I. It is random drabbles with random characters that will somehow all be linked. Sai'mne and I aren't allowed to read the other's chapter until posted, so this will be fun. I hope you enjoy!

To Sai'mne and anyone else who is wants to read the rules:

Chapter must be written after 12am

Cannot show the other writer until posted

Drabble so chapter must be at least under 1000 words unless you get carried away of course

Try to keep the next update within at least a week or two during the summer and a month during the school year

And last but not least, enjoy!

Disclaimer: We do not own anything…unless…Nope, don't own.

Warning: There might be some Yaoiness in later chapters which is (GuyXGuy) so if you don't like that kind of stuff, then please turn back. Rated T for now for language and suggestive adult themes. Rating might change from later chapters.

Chapter One: Me-ow!

"Hey, don't touch me there!"

"But I thought you liked that." The man purred seductively into the ear of the other person.

"Alright, but get it over with."

"Someone's eager."

"Shut up! A-ah!"

"You know you like it." He could see the other person's domineering smirk. "Now be a good boy and be quiet before you know who hears us."

"I would be able to if you would just—Ah…oh Merlin."

"No, just me."

"Stop stalling!"

"Stop squirming." The other man countered.

"This is ridiculous."

"Of course it is, but that's what makes it fun, now hold on. This is going to hurt."

"Ah! Merlin. Damn. You!"

"Just relax and the pain will subside."

"I hope so, now continue."

"Are you sure?"

"Just do it!"

"Alright, alright, you don't have to get all prissy about it."

"Ah-ugh…Argh…F-faster!"

"God it's so tight. How do you feel?"

"Better actually. The Bre-athing…helps."

"Hold on…I'm almost done."

"I can feel it."

"Hold it…Argh."

"Ah!"

"There…done." There was a moment of silence as just the sound of heavy breathing hung in the air. "Oh don't look so embarrassed. It wasn't that bad."

"I know…It's just that I don't feel right with you know coming out between my legs."

"Oh I'm sorry, here let me take care of—"

"What the hell is going on here?" The two men turned around at the new voice in the room. The man that burst in was now gaping at the scene.

"Hey Batsy, home so soon?" The Joker's scars elongated his smile, but it didn't tear Batman's eyes off of the young man standing beside the Joker with little black cat ears sticking out from his unruly mess of black hair. Tight black leather corset, accented by ivy green lace to match those glistening mossy eyes, hugged around his thin waist. The licentious garment accentuated every curve in the desirable young man. The twitching cat tail did not go unnoticed.

Batman could not hide the redness that crept onto his face. His belt around him suddenly felt too tight. He finally caught his breath, regaining his sense of mind before he sputtered out, "Ha-Harry?"

"Meow?"

TBC…?

Author's Note: Oh you dirty minds, Joker was only trying to help Harry put on a cat suit! Well I hoped you enjoyed and take care! Good Luck Lia with the next chapter! I'm going to go pass out now in a pile of empty coke bottles *nods head* Oyasuminasai! -Yue Sai