"Hey did you see the Wegies?" Bart asked Milhoose
"Aye, they decd them Burgers last night!" Millhoose replied
"Ach! Look there's me pa! Drinkin Irn bru noo!"
"Pish!"
"Nut its troo!" Bart whamyed Millhoose and decd him hard.
INSIDE
"Marge? Can ye get tha' cat I need tae shave it fur ay jumper!" Homer said
"Wit?" Marge asked
"Git the ca'"
"WIT?"
"THE BLEDDY CAT MARGE WIT ARE YE DEAF OR SUHING?"
"Nah I am just fryin a haggis Hommy"
"Uh huh…. Where's ma swim cozy?"
"I dinny ken"
"FUCK"
OUTSIDE
"Oh you did not jus dec me Burger style?" Millhoose said
"Oh yehhhhhh take it you Wegie supportin prat!" Bart said
"Hey watch it noo!"
Bart gave Millhoose a kilt wedgie.
SOMEWHERE
"Fur auld lang sign my dear fur auld lang sign we'll tak a cup o kindness yit fur auld lang sign" Lisa sang in her kilt
"What are you singing that for little girl?" Willy asked
"Cuz am a scots man"
"Well ok then see you later"
Bart and Millhoose came up and heard him speak American
"What the hell?"
"You spoke Yankee"
"Git him Millhoose, Lisa!"
They attacked him by holding up their kilts and blinding him with true Scottishness beneath.
Willy fell to the ground blinded.
AT THE WEIRD STATUE THING JEBEDIAH
"No I was framed!" Willy yeld
"Ach bullshat! Ye shall burn at the stake fur bein different" Homer said.
And so Willy the American died Scots style.