The 1000th viewer
Freddie was in his apartment, looking for a new hard drive for his laptop. "Crap. Crap. Crap. Double crap. Oh god, hell no! Crap. Crap." He continued to search when suddenly a pop-up showed up. Freddie was puzzled and began to read it.
Congratulations! You are the 1000th viewer to our website! For achieving this, click the red button to get your winning cash now!
Freddie saw the red button and immediately thought it was scam. "Ooo, a random pop-up just said I won and said to click for cash." He said sarcastically. "Alright, I'll join your little game. Hopefully its better than a pop-up sending me to watch 2 girls 1 cup." He clicked the red button and magically, a five dollar bill came out of the computer screen. Freddie was surprised. He clicked again and a ten dollar bill came out of the screen. He then clicked the blue 'All In' button and infinite money came out of his computer screen. He was laughing and couldn't say anything as money came in and flew everywhere.
"MOM!"