Welcome to the Yu-Gi-Oh Story! There isn't much to say, except everyone's gay!
It was a sunny day, and Yugi wanted to play
"Come here Hikari!" Said Yami gently, drinking a cup of bently.
"What is it Yami? Has Tea gone bamy?" He asked in surprise, the heat in his cheeks beginning to rise.
"No sweet Yugi! Why can't you see?" Yami shouted harshly.
"Well it's true my eyes aint what they used to be, and I went to the pharmacie."
Yami grabbed Yugi roughly, "Now see here! This aint' about your eyes…It's about beer!"
"Beer?" Yugi said, "Yes,beer. While I was in bed, you drank it all, and now there's none for the ball!"
"Ball?" Yugi asked in a state of surprise, "If I'm to wear a dress, it wont be a demise!"
Yami hugged Yugi in a happy jiffy, unaware that he was getting a stiffie.
Later on at the ball…
All the couples whizzed round at the ball, While a lone Joey received a call….
"You said you'd be here Settie! I painted my nails specially, and now Hettie wants to know if im bi, or just like SY. Unsure….
Seto sighed. " I know my love, but I'm working late again, did you not get the dove?"
"I got the dove, but it shat on me, why cant you skip work and jump on me?"
At this Seto laughed, "I'll see what I can do, but before I jump on you, I'll need a bath, I'm a sweaty betty."
"Just leave it on, I love it when you pong…I'll see you at seven yeah?" Seto agreed, saying he'd get the protection.
What a collection of gays and Lesbos we have here, But see there, by the beer….
Yugi and Yami stood, totally pissed, hoping that tonight would end with a kiss.
After a while, Yami could take it no longer, his love for Yugi getting stronger.
Yugi turned to his Yami, "I'ts getting so hot I could hop!" To which Yami replied, "Well then take off your top!"
Yugi did as he was bidden, Following Yami to the bedroom, aware that he was about to be ridden.
Such a fun-filled night was had by all, so glad they were, to go to Yugi's ball.