What happens if you trap DW characters in the same GTA Online lobby? (I understand that you can't fit that many people in one game but would you imagine if they did?)

Wei

Cao Cao: Always hits on random prostitutes.

Cao Pi: Same thing except he doesn't do it much.

Cao Ren: Gets into a deathmatch with Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Yuan.

Xiahou Dun: "Who keeps grabbing the grenades?"

Xiahou Yuan: "Gotcha, Bulwark247!"

Zhenji: Same as Cao Cao.

Cai Wenji: Stays in her apartment all the time.

Wang Yi: Chases Ma Chao (obviously). "YES! SUCK IT! HorseMan32!"

Zhang He: Buys all the available clothing.

Yue Jin: "Aw crap. Someone shot me!"

Li Dian: "Gotcha, CapnHook18! Aw, I exploded."

Zhang Liao: "Take that, Wheel3R!"

Xu Huang: Doesn't use guns. Always gets killed.

Pang De: Hits prostitutes with a baseball bat.

Wu

Sun Jian: Formed a crew with his children. Their emblem is obviously a tiger.

Sun Ce: Drinks until he dies and respawns.

Sun Quan: Gets his character drunk and drives off the pier.

Sun Shangxiang: "Why is PirateGuy11 sniping me?"

Gan Ning: Gets his character drunk and runs over everyone after sniping Shangxiang.

Ling Tong: Spends half the day in the barber.

Zhou Yu, Han Dang, Lu Su: They think they're the cops and get their asses whooped a lot.

Lianshi: "PirateGuy11 ran me over!"

Zhou Tai: Blew up Gan Ning's car with a sticky bomb for what he did.

Lu Xun: Throws molotovs at EVERYONE!

Lu Meng: "Stop doing that, PyroXun17!"

Ding Feng: Stays in his apartment.

Daqiao, Xiaoqiao: Do nothing.

Shu

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei: They also think they're cops.

Ma Chao: Accidentally places a bounty on Guan Yu when it was meant for Wang Yi.

Zhuge Liang, Yueying: Buy all available upgrades for a car.

Ma Dai: Made the emblems of all the crews of the lobby.

Guan Ping: Has a crew with his siblings.

Guan Xing: "GodOWar2 has a 9000 dollar bounty on him?"

Guan Suo: "Let's get it!"

Guan Yinping: "Get in the chopper, everyone!"

Pang Tong: Gets stoned.

Jiang Wei: Puts a bounty on Sima Yi and no one cares.

Zhang Bao: About to snipe Guan Yu.

Xingcai: Snipes Guan Yu first and gets the bounty.

Bao Sanniang: Acts like a fan girl of the Guan siblings' crew.

Xu Shu: Does nothing.

Liu Shan: Does nothing.

Jin

Sima Yi: Puts a bounty on Jiang Wei.

Sima Shi: "I'm gonna get that bounty...Aw. SlothDemon4 got it first."

Sima Zhao: "Yes! Free 8000 dollars! What? Where's my car?!"

Zhang Chunhua, Wang Yuanji: Stole Sima Zhao's car.

Deng Ai, Wen Yang: Found out about the theft and attempted to retrieve it.

Zhong Hui, Zhuge Dan: "We're gonna go find and kill SlothDemon4!"

Jia Chong: Shoots above two with a rocket launcher.

Xiahou Ba: Snipes Jia Chong for no reason.

Other

Lu Bu: Kicks everyone's asses.

Diaochan: Disappointed that she cannot be a stripper.

Zhang Jiao: Forms a crew while preaching the Way of Peace.

Yuan Shao: Buys every suit. Very jealous of Zhang He.

Dong Zhuo: Does a Cao Cao.

Zuo Ci: Has a deathmatch with Meng Huo and Zhurong.

Meng Huo: Too lazy to equip guns.

Zhurong: Does a Lu Xun except she controls herself.

Nitpicks on their "usernames"

Sima Zhao: Sloth Demon is to Tom Sheldon and he is the Black Market guy in Just Cause 2

Cao Ren: A bulwark is like a fort. I don't know anything else.