Hi. I'm Bella. People tell me all the time I'm pretty and awesome and shit like that. Whatever. Fuck humanity. Fuck it to hell. Fuck it with a dildo.
Anyway, one day, some shit happened. I was walking back to school after we had gymnastics (FYI we have gymnastics on some fields close to the school).
Suddenly, a fairly big TV fell right on the floor right before me. I plugged the electric plug in my ass because my ass is a source of electricity and shit.
Fuck you this is fiction this doesn't have to make sense. Anyway, I turned the TV on.
On screen was a ninja with a dragon tail. And a body which resembled one of the dragon. Actually, he was a dragon. In ninja clothing. I wonder where you
can buy that. Anyway, he roared: ''Bella, I heard of you and your awesome prettiness, SQUEEEEEEE. So I kidnapped the president and nothing and no-one
including you can save him! Ahahaha... AHAHAHA *cough* *cough* AHAHAHA!!111SHIFT+ONEONEONE.'' Then, four ninja's fell out of the sky. I kicked one of
them in the face and the rest of them went down on the ground and kneeled before me because I'm totally hot like a Goddess. One of them said: ''Bella, we
heard of you and your awesome awesomeness and prettiness. You can find the president in a top-secret moonbase on the moon. Anyway, please don't kill
us.''
I made them read Twilight instead. After they were done they jumped in a nearby lake. At one point the bubbles stopped coming. Anyway...
I flew to the moon using a rocket I stole from NASA. They don't mind through, because I'm so pretti and speshul like a snowflake. When I arrived on the moon,
a bunch of astronautninja's attacked me. I farted and then they died. I dunno. I think it was AIDS. Anyway, I ran to the top of the moon (YES THE MOON HAS A
TOP I KNOW CUZ I'M SMART AND SPECIAL AND YOU'RE NOT HAHAHA). Anyway, on the top of the moon was the base I was looking for.
Inside the base, I saw Obama trapped in a cage like a mouse. Next to the cage was Dragonninja, who is totally original character do not steal srsly.
He kinda looked like a cheetah with a dragon tail in ninja clothing, so he actually would be named Cheetahdragonninja but I'm the writer and I decide the names
so fuck you.
When Dragonninja saw me he said: ''Ahh, Bella, I've been waiting for you and your pretty awesomeness! Do you think you can beat my ugly lameness?'' I didn't
feel like fighting him so I kicked him in the BAWLLZ. Me and Obama ran to the rocket. We got inside and I flew Obama back to the White House.
Obama was so happy he drove me to Burger King and he got me a Whopper. We're like BFF now. HAH I'M FRIENDS WITH OBAMA AND YOU AREN'T HAHAHA
Also, the moon exploded
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