This (and the rest of the collection) is for the Shipping Shuffle Competition on HPFC. The song was "Animal-Neon Trees" and the ship was "Sirius/Narcissa".
I'm also using this one chapter for the Quote Challenge.
This one-shot is rated M for adult activity.
R&R!
Narcissa awoke to foreign arms wrapped around her. They definitely weren't her husbands; this man was warm and felt alive, while her husband felt cold and dead. She slowly rolled over, careful not to wake him, and came face to face with a wide awake, grinning Sirius Black.
"Oh gods!" She shrieked, leaping out of bed. She grabbed the covers, covering her nudity with the top blanket. Unfortunately, in doing so, she revealed Sirius in all his natural beauty.
"What's the matter, darling? Hate me so much now that you're sober, huh?" Her cousin sat up and grinned ever wider, completely at ease with the situation.
"Did we... did we really..." She trailed off, too disgusted to even say it.
"Take a roll in the hay? Bang? Pound the duck? Yep. It happened." He was still smiling.
Narcissa groaned. "Ugh, why did you let me do it, Sirius! You're my COUSIN!"
"Darling, I was drunk, you were drunk, and a very pretty girl was throwing herself at me... I didn't really have much defense. Besides, you were like an animal... Sexy and ferocious. I liked it." He winked.
"SIRIUS!"
"What can I say? It was hot! Besides, so what if we're cousins! The Black family is intermarried in so many places it really doesn't matter anymore."
"But- I- Lucius-"
"Won't be back anytime soon. Draco is off at Hogwarts, and I've been stuck inside for the past month, Cissy. Can you really blame me for wanting some action?"
Narcissa sighed. As disgusting as it sounded, Sirius was really good in bed... She couldn't help it. She wanted more. Besides, Lucius hadn't given her a night like that since...
Well, since Draco had been concieved, really.
"Sirius, it isn't right. I don't love you in anyway. In fact, you're probably my least favorite family member." She was still trying to fight off her attraction to him.
"Darling, this has nothing to do with 'love'. The girl I love was killed a long time ago; there's no one to take her place. But a guy can't help wanting to screw around with a pretty woman like you." He charmed her again with his smile.
"Gods, Sirius, you never grew up, did you? Even after Azkaban. I thought maybe you had changed, but..."
"Darling, I live by one quote: 'I was wise enough never to grow up, while fooling people into believing I had.' You know who said that?"
Narcissa shook her head.
Sirius grinned. "Me neither." He patted the bed next to him. "Now, get back here, Cissy. I'm not done with you, yet."
The 'I was wise enough never to grow up, while fooling people into believing I had.' quote was by Margaret Mead. That was my prompt for Quotes Challenge.