Hello readers! this is a comedy about Naruto prank calling Sasuke.....though its pretty hard to imagine! Enjoy!

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Naruto- Man I am so frreg'n board!!! There isnt even any training today!

Shikamaru- well, it is a drag....... but we could do some prank calls......

Naruto-*evil smile* OF cooooooouuuurse! How could I forget that WE have Sasuke's phone number!

Shikimaru- I know!!! it'll be even better if we get m' drunk!!!

Naruto- Cool, so lets buy some sake* and go over to deliver it!

***goes over to sasuke's with the sake they had just bought***

Naruto- *rings doorbell*

Sasuke-*opens door*- Naruto, Shikimaru? What the hell are you guys doin' here?

Shikimaru- we just came to deliver some sake, we dont do under age drinken, and we thought that since your such a "bad ass emo" we thought you did.....

Sasuke-....... Just gimme the Sake n' leave I'm busy.

Naruto- kay, see ya sasuke!*smiles inocently*

Sasuke- hn..

-------20 minutes later------------------------------------

Naruto- alright I think that he's drinken the bottle by now.

*dials number*

Sasuke- *hic*, hello?

Naruto- hey, do you have a brother you want to kill, do you want to get revenge? Then this is the time to buy our new product!

Sasuke-*gasp*!!! What is it?!

Naruto- Its the one and only, amazingly popular..... dun dun dun daaaan! Piece of paper!!! It does anything you want and'll cost 1,000,000 yen!

Sasuke- I'll take it! hic

Naruto- No because I've seen you and u look like a fucken bastard, jeez I wasted my fucken time, thanks a lot bitch

Sasuke- What!?

hangs up phone--------------

Shikimaru- hahahahhahahahah! That was great! we should totally do this again!

naruto- ya, hahahahahehaha!

Shikimaru- *pauses*

Naruto- Wats wrong?

Shikimaru- hey.... dosent Sasuke have caller I D?

Naruto- ................. Were gonna die!!!!!

*looks out window and sees sasuke walking over*

-- in the end the both suffered a painful time of Sasuke shoving Shikimaru's head up Naruto's ass and they both never called Sasuke again.---