The Room
Johnny busted through the door to the roof yelling, "I did not hit her it's not true it's bull crap I did not!" Johnny looks with dead eyes in front of him suddenly to find his best friend in the whole world sitting in a chair with a football for no reason. "Oh hi Mark." Mark throws the football at Johnny's face and the football goes into his mouth and Johnny starts choking on it. Mark rushes to Johnny. "Oh no Johnny I'm so sorry I didn't know your mouth was so big!" Johnny convulses and chokes thrashing on the ground as blood begins to trickle out of his mouth. Mark smacks him in the face. "Snap out of it man It's just a football lodged halfway in your throat!" Suddenly Mark begins to get a call on his phone. "Oh no it's Lisa." Mark answers the phone, "Hi Lisa how're you today?" Lisa answers in a panicked voice. "Mark Denny's been getting into cocaine again and he's on a rampage!" Mark hears loud yelling and smashing of objects in the background. "Don't worry Lisa Johnny will whip him up into shape." Mark helps Johnny up and takes him downstairs to talk with Denny about his addiction.
Johnny falls over halfway down the stairs and flips over and lands in front of Lisa at the bottom of the stairs. The football is still lodged deep in his throat and he is writhing around on the floor. Mark then trips and falls too and lands in a way that shoves the football deeper. Johnny's eyes bulge halfway out of his head and all he can manage is muffled screams. "What the heck happened Mark?!" Mark laughs, "Oh Lisa we were just having a ball." Lisa kisses Mark and Denny screams and punches holes in the wall and cocaine spills out. He begins to roll around in it and inhale it deeply into his system. Denny screams as the cocaine begins to fill the room and he is unable to inhale it all fast enough. Johnny thrashes about in the cocaine as blood begins to flow from his eyes and trickle out of his mouth slowly but surely. Suddenly Johnny pulls himself up and his muscles begin to grow, and his shirt explodes, and he grows fangs that pop that football. Lisa screams, "What's happening?!" Johnny laughs, "Oh Lisa remember I am a vampire!"
Johnny turns to face Lisa and Mark not realizing his eyes are still bulging out. "Oh, I am sorry friends just one second." Johnny shoves his eyes back into his skull using his thumbs. Denny emerges from the cocaine screaming and shoving copious amounts into his mouth trying to hide it before Johnny sees. Denny manages to scream "I'm not an addict!" Johnny laughs, "Oh Denny you remind me so much of myself when I was young." Mark snaps out of his shock, "Johnny the room is filling with cocaine!" Johnny gives a hearty laugh, "Well Mark there's only one thing to do. We must consume it all!" Johnny begins to inhale and devour the cocaine filling the room. Lisa gets to work as well. "Come on Mark its our only shot at survival!" The four can't devour cocaine fast enough and it fills to the ceiling but suddenly the cocaine is replace by a body that is growing to enormous proportions. Denny is no longer devouring the cocaine. Denny has become cocaine. Cocaine is coming to him like a magnet and being absorbed into his skin and into his blood stream. Mark and Lisa are crushed by Denny's growing body but Johnny escapes into the night. Cocaine from all over the world comes to Denny and he becomes so big he absorbs the Earth itself and becomes planet Denny where life forms that thrive on cocaine thrive.