Me: Yo!
Sasuke: Warning, she wrote all of this while listening to K-Pop.
Me: Glares* How is THAT a bad thing?
Sasuke: The last time Ino wrote a fan fiction for me she was listening to K-pop, and it scared me more than I already am.
Me: *looks at fanfic* this isn't so bad you wi- *flips page* Eh? *reads more* EH? *finished* AH! AWAY DEMON!
Sasuke: See
Me: O.K. I see your point, so here is a message for all you sick freaks, reread your fan fiction to your best friends and see if they think you're a complete friggen nut job. Seriously. This is worse than a five year old writing a romance novel. Sasuke, agree with me and say the disclaimer.
Sasuke:XBlackandBlueMoth13X does not own Naruto in any way possible.
Konan looked over her shoulder at a blonde mop of hair.
"What is it you want Deidara-San?" Konan stated, going back to the scrolls that Pain had made her sort through. Honestly, how many dusty rolls of paper could on guy have, and most of these are STRICTLY his. So at the moment she was very frustrated at the leader's laziness and didn't really want to be bothered by the explosive artist.
"I was wondering, why is MeiMei always so frustrated all the time? You two are close so you should know this kind of stuff on her," Deidara muttered uncomfortably. Konan blinked. Yes, she was familiar with the only other female member. Konan racked her brain for an answer on the music lover.
Then it flashed in her mind. Her recent pet peeve was how nosy Deidara and Kisame have been lately. She had been depressed because leader had restricted her from having contact with her old group of friends unless they were interested in joining the Akatsuki or if they were in the same village as she was during missions, but she was still not to communicate freely. He was afraid that they would build up enough power to figure out how to tear him down.
"Perhaps you should just leave her be for now, she'll tell you when she tells you, but not if your pester her," Konan said finally. Deidara shifted in his seat awkwardly.
"What do you think she'll say if I proposed to her?" He busted out so suddenly Konan dropped her paint brush. Konan picked it back up carefully, and then looked at Deidara.
"So that's why you're worried," Konan mused, to be honest she already knew of the blonde's crush on the girl. "You should remember that she has been surrounded by guys her whole life, and you will be hunted out 10 times worse that you are now, why men are so protective still wanders beneath my own knowledge," Konan muttered. Deidara slumped.
"That's a no right?" Konan paused. "I never said that, I just said you might want to consider the consequences, and that you should consider how she would feel," Konan sighed, she could sense Deidara's uplifted spirits as he sped out of the room with a quick thank you.
"That boy is too eccentric," Konan muttered, a small smile playing onto her lips. She had to admit, giving advice to an airhead like that makes her job a little easier though. Perhaps she should start giving advice to the younger members of the Akatsuki more often.