This is the first parody song I wrote (even before Love Story/ Horror Movie). It's about how Bella felt in New Moon. No, I don't like Miley Cyrus, or Hannah Montana (the show is okay…) this is the only song I like. I didn't get to write the whole thing though. I don't own anything. I wrote these lyrics, yes.

I Miss You…

Sha la la la la

Sha la la la la

You used to want to suck my blood

And you did but I'm not a vampire

Now I'm in Jacob Black's arms

This is just the same but he's not pale

I never wanted you to leave

Wanted to see you sparkling body

I miss you, your crooked smile

Your little sister Alice

But not Rosalie the tramp

And things are somehow different now

I love Jake some how

New Moon is what I read and it hurt me when you said:

"I hate you!"

BOO HOO BOO HOO

"I hate you!"