What's wrong with a little destruction?
By King of Fools
Woo, My first Fic! Rejoice and exuberate! And it's a Yura too! Props to whoever can say where the title comes from first!
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. I own a copy of Kingdom Hearts. But not Kingdom Hearts. At least not yet.
Sora lay silently in the long grass, twirling one of his chocolate brown spikes around his index finger, the peaceful expresion on his face enticing the young ninja sitting a few feet away from him.
"Ahw, he's soooo cute! Mental note:Annoy Sora." Yuffie thought, as she broke her gaze away from the keyblade master, and turned her attention back to the helpless group of ants franticly dashing between the blades of grass before her.
"Mwaha! You dare challenge Mwah? Yuffie? The Greatest Ninja in all of recognised history? I think not Mister Ant! But alas, 'tis too late! You and your peopl-ants shall burn for your inconsistencies!" She exclaimed aloud as she raised her magnifing glass to the sun.
"I'll show you, I'll show you all like a sock full of cherry bombs! Eihehehe-"
"Yuf-" Sora begain.
"Not now, laughing!" She snaped at him.
"Yuffie, why do you have to be so destructive? Can't you just relax, and not break, explode, blast, steal, loot, ninjafy, burn or climb on anything for just 5 minutes?" Sora said, in a strange tone, somewhere between relaxed and annoyed.
"Break, explode, blast, steal, loot, ninjaf-Whats wrong with ninjafy'in stuff!" Yuffie though. She may have felt insulted had it not been for the next thought to flash through her mind.
"Oh, I'm so smart! And awesome. Yeah. Totally awesome. Like a barrel full of monkies. But not those crappy plastic monkies. I hate those things like stooopid! No, I'm awesome like real monkies...with RABIES!...Yeah, all real monkeys have rabies."
She cast a glance at Sora. His eyes were still closed.
"Goooooood, it's all coming together like a...Like a frozen can of whupass! Oh yeah, I'm good," the 'great ninja' thought as she used her stealth skill to crawl unnoticed towards the resting Sora.
"Ahh, that fresh breeze smells so good," Sora thought as he took a deep breath. He knew what was coming. It had happened far to often in the last few weeks for him not to know. He took another deep breath, opened his eyes, and jumped to his feet. Why she felt the need to set his shirt on fire, he didn't want to know. He sighed as he quickly sliped out of his flaming jacket and shirt in one smooth motion.
"Yuffie!"
Shirtless Sora exclaimed.
"A wizard did it!" she said as she hid the magnifing glass from sight.
"He's so cute, I just gotta...
"GLOMP SHIRTLESS SORA!" She screamed as she ran towards him and tackled him to the ground.
"Ahhhh, Yuffie, What the hell are you do-" He stoped there. Not by free will of course. His mind was still registering the fact that she was now ontop of him. And she was kissing him. It was about that time his mind went into overdrive, trying to figure out exactly what was going on. His face turned a dark shade of red as blood rushed to his cheeks as she pulled away.
"Sora..." She said in a cheeky tone as she pulled him closer again,
"What's wrong with a little destruction?"
Yay! A bit stupid, but oh well, Read & Review everyone. Oh wait... Just Review then.