B.H. Excuse the awkward naming, I'm not sure what all vines are called.
Also, in this one it took me 2 tries to type the & symbol for some reason, because having caps lock on top of shift is not a good design choice if you're trying to type crackfic at 10:30pm and are beyond caring
enjoy, dudes
#1 'Lipstick in my Valentino White bag?!'
LEE JORDAN slowly raises his hand as FRED $ GEORGE WEASLEY snicker uncontrollably behind him.
LEE JORDAN: Um, Professor…
UMBRIDGE, turning away from him: Do not speak until I call on you, Mr. Jordan.
LEE: But, professor, I… I spilled Polyjuice potion in you Official Ministry Pink Bag. Looks at large, ghastly pink bag on UMBRIDGE's desk.
The Universe shifts. Dimensions shatter in a whirl of chaos as FRED 7 GEORGE WEASLEY slump against eachother snickering uncontrollably.
UMBRIDGE: Wh-ahw-wha-gdrtfj- suk- wh-ppp- Polyjuice in my in my Official Ministry PINK BAG?!
The classroom dissolves.
P.S. SO YEah that's it hope you enjoyed keep going for more
It might be hard to believe, but I also write more, uh... normal fanfics? Things I put lots of energy and thought into? So if you're looking for an alternate storyline Snape x Lily fanfic check out my other fic Keen Eyes In the Dark, which follows their daughter Wendyl through her Hogwarts journey. Anyhoo, thanks for reading ;)