FUCKING CHROME.

I HAD FUCKING WRITTEN THIS WHOLE FUCKING CHAPTER AND THEN IT JUST SHUT DOWN.

So what can I say? IT SUCKS now. Anyways; Fun thing for you to read while I update other fics.

All six Avengers are standing on top of Stark Tower, or Avengers Tower. Depends who you are asking.

Clint Barton, aka Hawkeye, are standing wearing a Hawk Costume, he's close to the edge.

"This is gonna work! I can FEEL it!" He happily announces, grinning widely. He starts flapping his 'wings' up and down.

"Clint... You do know humans are not build for flying? It is impossible" Bruce Banner, or Hulk, asks his ally and friend.

"I CAN FLY!" Thor, Prince of Asgard and God of Thunder, says cheerily holding up Mjolnir, his hammer.

"You're a god" Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, aka Playboy, aka Billionaire, says to the thunderer, who just nods in agreement.

"Disney have learned me one thing; Believe in yourself and EVERYTHING will work out! AND I BELIEVE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT THIS IS GOING TO WORK!" Clint says grinning even wider, making small jumps.

The Black Widow, Natasha Romanoff, mumbles something alike; "Told you not to let him see Peter Pan"

Clint doesn't care though, and jumps off the building flapping with his arms to stay airborne.

However, he falls quickly down toward the streets of New York. The New Yorkers who have seen him are staring in disbelief at the man wearing a costume, falling toward them. Some of the people are taking pictures; Probably for Tumblr and Facebook, maybe even MySpace... na no one uses MySpace.

He falls with great speed, and the archer now realizes; he is doomed. He can't fly. He's a mere human... humans do not fly.

Or... do they?

He stops midair, green light surrounding him.

"What th-" is all Clint gets to say before he feels pain.

The costume is growing... or is he shrinking? And slowly his arms and legs are getting closer to him, his nose becomes pointy and connects with his mouth; a beak.

His legs loses everything and grows sleek claws, on his arms feathers are sprouting, and the feathers then continues to rest of his body.

Dear Barton; You are now a Hawk.

The light carries him up to the roof of Stark Tower, dumping him off in front of his fellow Avengers.

Clint feels trapped; he cannot find any way out of this costume, until Tony turns it upside down causing him to fall out.

The Avengers let out a gasp; Their fellow Avenger is... a bird?

A hawk is sitting in front of them, wearing way too big sunglasses with purple glass, it got a white chest and dirty blonde feathers, much like Clint's hair. "Caw?" It says noticing how everyone stares at it.

"Is this Clint?" Tony mumbles walking closer "He's a little birdie now" he pokes Clint, making the former archer bite after him. "OKAY BAD IDEA" Tony announces walking backwards.

"How did he become a BIRD?" Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, asks looking at Clint.

"I believe it may be my fault for saving his life" a way to known voice announces. And in a flash of Green light; Loki Laufeyson have appeared.

"It would seem I have made him a bird by accident" He adds walking over to the Archer, picking him up by the legs. "So little Hawkeye, seems you now literary are a hawk. You just need the whole eye thing" He says like nothing eventful were happening.

"BROTHER! Why are you here?" Thor asks loudly, thunder is in the distance.

"Saving the life of your bird apparently, and making mischief" The trickster replies mischievously.

"Loki, turn Clint into a human again, NOW" Natasha says walking closer to the trickster, who just grins. "No. That would be no fun" He says grinning even wider, then he lets go of the Hawk and in a new flash of light he is gone.

Clint dumps to the ground cawing as he hits it.

"So, who's up for grilled chicken?" Tony Stark asks.

Yep. Clint's a little Birdie now~ ^w^

God... Original were better.

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