the story of barney at kfc

by smashandnab

barney works at kfc and he has amazing adventures cause he's like a dino guy and a gay guy and a caveman all at once and he works at a kfc and he's trying to fix the minmum wages of humankind while trying to rekting his neighbor jim

1. teh beginin

"a beauty-full fanfixion that will touch the sole" - some hobo I found on the street

as the son was begining to rise, barney woke up on a desk. not surprising, he was drunk last night. he went to his car and drove to KFC, so he could eat while on his hangover. when he arrived, there was a sing out front that said "help KNOT Wanted!" and thus, i went out to help them.

when barney got there, i said to myself, 'i just had to be the fucking dinosaur this time right?' you see, barney had an interesting case of the amnesia, where he imaged himself as either that one gay dude from how i met yore fathr, the caveman from fred and friends, and the big purple grimacey thing

i got into the kfc, and i said with a quiet voice, 'ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR'

barney acxsidentally wok up ever-yon in the kf,c,.

suddenly the boss of the place came out, it was zombie colonell adam sandlers

'god dam it y did you wake me up' said zombie adam saddlers

'i want a help people, pls. fi- i mean hir me' said borneo

'we all ready have every spot filled you idiot didst u red the sign it said help NKOT wannest'

'but i cooooould make a deal for you' 'go get me an employee brain and maybe well have a spot fil'ed'

'ok' said barnet, and so he went to use his dino powers

then all of a sudden, i lost my Dino abilities and become a caveman again, where he used my funny wits to accidentally decaptaeit halo's head (halo was an employ at the kfc)

'here u go boss' said barn-e 'rip in peace halo 1920-2015' said colonel Adams dlers 'congratulations you now have a job here' said colonel handlers

'yaaaay' said bsrneh

'bad news tho you killed the employee who uh' 'shit what did he do again' 'alright fine whatever look uh just stand around and be a good person to people ok' said colonel saddlers

[it is at dis opine wher the business card of halo was revealed, and it said 'rpofessionel jew', but nobody red it cause he deed)

'congrautlatoins youll be paid in a week' said colonel adam sandlot

'all rite cool' said banry 'so what do now'

'idk just uh go home i guess ill facts you a contrary to sign l8r' 'airline cool'

and so i went back home, only to find that his home was burnt down

'who do dis' me said

'it was meeee' said somebody

he turned a circle and suddnley i WOs face to fase with my nemesis, (and my OC] dark metal baby pink gold dark again stone cold et Palatino jr. and knurls, but we call him jim for short (OC donut steel)

'lol get rekt birch' said jim and he ran off

'dod admit jim' said barney

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