Merry…Christmas. Heh.
The whole town is glittering up the wazoo
You can't even see the stardust clearly
A barbecued-black helicopter
Swims around the night sky
Even if I'm a good Angel, I won't get a present
Nothing will be in my stocking
Even if a kitten dies on the street,
Dear old God doesn't care
Ah, is someone laughing?
I'm not enjoying this one bit!
Ah, it only makes me miserable
I don't need Christmas!
A couple trying to be happy
Eventually assembled a baby
A few years later, with a bag in hand
The present's going to be abandoned
Even the blond-haired Angel
Drowns himself in cheap champagne
Mocked for his personality, he seethes
Good luck picking up girls again
Ah, is someone laughing?
I'm not enjoying this one bit!
Ah, it only makes me miserable
I don't need Christmas!
Walk down the street, it's Christmas!
Run away to Hell, it's Christmas!
Hide in your futon, it's still Christmas!
Lonesome, pointless, Christmas!
I was determined to hunt down God
But was struck down before I had the chance
Standing beside me as I lay in pain,
He gloated, his white beard swaying
I'm not enjoying this one bit!
Ah, it only makes me miserable
I don't need Christmas!
Ah, God and His Angels too
I hope you all die someday soon
Ah, it only makes me miserable
I don't need Christmas!
I don't need Christmas!
I don't need Christmas!