Pavarotti says
tweet tweet rachel.
Rachel says
Pavarotti? Kurt told me about you, didn't you die?
Pavarotti says
nope, I flew off around Dalton for a while, nearly got caught by Logan the other day though, just like last time... Dwight's given up on catching me... tweet tweet... off to find Kurt
Rachel says
Logan? Oh! I remember him, he has a good voice, not as impressive as mine I might add.
Pavarotti says
tweet. Rachel, honestly, Reed is a much better singer than you and Logan is probably your type. Gay and way too good for you.
Rachel says
What? I'm sorry, I can't believe that. My voice reaches high and low notes perfectly! I don't believe that anyone, let alone a boy would be a better singer than me. And I don't need a guy! I have my talent.
Pavarotti says
Good thing you don't need a guy, no guy would ever like you, well maybe Finn but I mean how broken does a guy need to be to like someone like you... tweet
Rachel says
Finn is just a little confused at the moment, he hasn't realised that he is desperately in love with me which is why he's fawning after Quinn. And I'm not going to let a bird get me down! Barbra wouldn't!
Pavarotti says
Good for you Rachel, to be honest, I've been a bit down lately, when I finally get out my cage and run after Kurt, people are falling over themselves to stop me, I mean, he's all i've ever wanted, someone who shares my love for mirrors and shiny objects... tweet
Rachel says
He's a human, you're a bird, it wouldn't work out. Besides he is in love with Blaine and you can't come between that.
Although me and Finn saw Kurt outside a Motel with Sam...
Pavarotti says
Kurt looks like a massive blackbird sometimes with all of his feathers, and he sung Blackbird which really moved me, you know? and I know he loves Blaine, but it could work, I dont need to be with him, i'm happy just being his bird, and Sam is definately gay, definately dyes his hair too... tweet
Rachel says
But wait, I don't understand, they buried you underground, how did you escape?
And yes, well, we all knew Sam was gay, but doesn't that make seeing Kurt with him even more threatening to Blaine and Kurt's relationship?
Pavarotti says
Ha! You thought that was me? I mean yes, maybe it looked like me, but the Tweedles know the truth, I never died, just fainted, and they took me to their room when Kurt was singing and replaced me with a pingpong ball with yellow feathers. I just wanted to hear Kurt sing.
Yes, he is a bit threatening, but love is love and i've seen the way those two look at each other, so much affection, and they
look like they're in it for the long haul, Tweet
Rachel says
Well, that may be but i'm not going to take any chances, Finn and I are going to confront Kurt and get the truth out of him!
Pavarotti says
Please don't! That'll only lead to an arguement and if Blaine finds out then he and Kurt will break up and I can't handle that, i'd want to comfort him but if I gave him a hug, he'd crush me. Not only crush me but my hopes and dreams of us.
Rachel says
But we need to get the truth! I could confront Sam instead, that may be safer!
Pavarotti says
Maybe that would be safer, but if Karofsky finds out that Sam is gay, then maybe the bullying would stop for Kurt, so i'd say its a good idea
Rachel says
I just don't want Blaine to get hurt, as little time as I have known him we have still become great friends after that date we went on.
Pavarotti says
I heard Kurt talking about you to Reed and to be honest he's really greatful for confurming that Blaine is gay, because if you hadn't then poor Kurt! tweet
Rachel says
I feel like i've boosted Blaine's and Kurt's relationship, it's only natural I am pretty impressive at getting two people in a relationship! Besides my signing that is my other talent!
Pavarotti says
Shame your nose is too big, noone will ever love you, maybe Finn but come on, FINN?
Rachel says
Finn and I will make beautiful children, he has a good build and whatever you say about my nose will not phase me! I have accepted that my nose is slightly large but it's what makes me unique.
Pavarotti says
Maybe you would have alright children, but imagine the blackbird-canary babies that Kurt and I would have. Adorable
Rachel says
...he isn't a bird
Pavarotti says
When he sings, it send shivers down my feathers, and his eyes shine like jewels, he's constantly wearing feathers and he has a badge with me on, he sings to me, says I inspire him, what was I meant to think this was nothing?
Rachel says
Well as much as I admire your love for Kurt's vocal range, i'm afraid he doesn't swing your way.
Pavarotti says
Beastiality? Of course he does. tweet
He loves me, and Blaine, look at those eyebrows, he's like a puppy. Definately hope there.
Rachel says
He loves you as a pet.
Pavarotti says
He's like a kitten. A very cute kitten. Kittens like birds. KURT LIKES ME.
Rachel says
Kitten's like to kill birds.
Pavarotti says
Kill them with kisses in mine and Kurts case.
Rachel says
I don't even want to think about that, i'm sorry. By the way how are you typing?
And how did you get my email?
Pavarotti says
I'm using twitter
Rachel says
But how can you type? With wings?
Pavarotti says
My god Rachel, we have toes you know.
Look, be right back, Reed's about to feed me and bring me a new mirror...
Rachel says
Oh right, yes, of course.
I guess we will talk later...have fun...feeding? (If this is Puck playing a trick on me, I swear)
Pavarotti says
Its not Puck, tweet, don't worry, talk later Bird brains
Rachel said (18:08)
Okay, we'll speak later I guess.
I need to practice my singing anyway
Pavarotti says
tweet
Rachel says
Oh I see you're back again, was the feeding good?
Pavarotti says
Average, Reed's mum sent some special treats over for me, so that's good at least
Rachel says
oh right well that's always nice...
Pavarotti says
Yeah, she loves me
Rachel says
Everyone seems to love you
Pavarotti says
Yep tweet
Rachel says
I've been thinking, Pav, is it okay to call you Pav? Anyway, you and I have the best talent around here, just think! If we did a duet together, we can rule glee club!
Pavarotti says
I guess so, if you must... and well, its not usual for a bird-human duet, but i'll do it on one condition...
Rachel says
What is that?
Pavarotti says
You help make Kurt love me. Tweet
Rachel says
I can't do that...i'm on team Klaine!
And Finn would hate me...
Pavarotti says
But, team Kurtarotti is so much better.
Who cares about Finn? He's in love with Quinn and you, he honestly cant love you that much
Rachel says
He's simply confused at the moment, he'll come round.
And Blaine is dapper and handsome, he is perfect for Kurt.
Pavarotti says
I agree that he is perfect for Kurt! Not denying it, but Kurt could do with a bird/bit on the side.
Rachel says
But that would ruin their relationship, Blaine wants Kurt all to himself
Pavarotti says
Fine. I'll just throw myself out of a window then
Rachel says
Why can't you find a lady-bird friend?
Pavarotti says
Because i'm gay. I LOVE KURT. what don't you get,
Rachel says
A guy-bird friend!
You can find a bird who reminds you of Kurt!
Pavarotti says
It'd have to be a beautiful blackbird but they never like me
Rachel says
I will help you find one!
Pavarotti says
I don't think you'll be able to, but try by all means, tweet
Rachel says
I will! Call me Rachel, the love doctor!
Pavarotti says
I'd rather not...