There once was a King of Goblins,
Who had so much more than 99 problems,
His kingdom was sacked...
And his love refused flat!
By a green eyed, blue jeaned Primadonna.
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There once was a rat named Jareth,
Who scares me, I'm not embarrassed.
He's gone lost his head,
And his heart, I'm afraid,
To the girl who complained about fairness .
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There was once Jareth something or other,
Who tried to trick me and steal my brother.
A king and a cad,
And so indecently clad!
I hope he went crying to mother.
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Authors note
Just a little fun inspired by a contest prompt on deviantart, please let me know what you think :)
I don't own Labyrinth or its characters.