Ed awoke to the sun filtering through his window, he yawned. Today was the day Colonel Mustang had a special mission for him. Ed let out a sigh. What if he just ditched like he always did? Nah, he DID sound pretty perplexed about this. But yet what did Ed care? Suddenly his stomach growled and Ed realized he was hungry. He stretched and got up, put on a sloppy arrangement of clothes and went on to the downstairs of the Winry's house, smelling the delicious aroma of Granny Pinako's pancakes. He ran downstairs skipping every other step as he always did.
Granny Pinako was waiting downstairs putting out a display of pancakes, bacon and sausage, Ed's stomach growled again. Sitting down Al and winry came down not to long later and Ed shouted, "Let's Eat!" Not soon into eating, Al interrupted Ed's eating, "Brother, why can't I come with you on this mission?" Ed stopped, "Whaddya mean?" Al looked down, "Colonel Mustang called me last night telling me I couldn't come along that this mission was only for you..." Ed put down his silverware, "Huh? He never told me! That big-" Winry threw her wrench at Ed calming him down, "Look Ed, you gotta stop being so hotheaded!" Winry shot him a look of distaste. Ed rubbed his head where the wrench had hit him and shot Winry a look of annoyance before resuming eating again, "I will take it up with him when i met him." After downing his glass of Orange juice since he hated milk, he excused himself and grabbed his coat and ran outside.
Ed ran quickly, his auto mail slowing him down slightly. It wasn't long before he reached the train going to Central. Fortunately for him the train was barely leaving and he quickly boarded and sat in the back of the train,dropping himself down on a seat. There weren't a lot of people on the train surprisingly. Ed sighed and looked out the window, seeing the landscape pass by him.
As soon as Ed approached the office where Mustang was, kicking the door open with his auto mail leg, for it was slightly stronger than his flesh leg, hearing it bang in the hollow halls. He walked past officers looking at him and finally after running up the stairs met HawkEye, she smiled at him, "How's it going Ed?"She was the only military officer to call him by Ed. Ed nodded to her, "Yeah fine, besides being called in by Colonel I'm-so-amazing-because-I-am-You-superior-officer."Hawkeye laughed and pointed towards Colonel Mustangs office.
From behind the ever-growing pile of papers on his desk, Colonel Mustang greeted him "Oh hey, sorry Fullmetal, I almost didn't see you especially with you being so short and these papers on my desk." Ed's face twisted into a face of anger and he started to yell, "Who are you calling a person so small he could be stepped on and not even be noticed!" Colonel Mustang smirked and motioned for him to sit. Ed let out a low growl and sat, stuffing his hands in his pockets. "Well," Colonel Mustang began clearing his throat, "We have had some late connections with a family named Ootori in Japan, Apparently they have had many new weaponry advances but refuse to share with us about it. Your job is to infiltrate their school, An Academy named The Ouran Academy and fin d out more in case they ever plan to attack us. Ed groaned, "Why do I always have to do stuff liek this? WHy not do it yourself?" Colonel Mustang let out a sigh, "Because, you look like a teenager and you haven't been getting caught up on your education. SO it's a win-win situation!"Ed glared at Colonel Mustang , "What makes you think I would WANT to do this?" Colonel Mustang smirked again, "Well, I guess since your so short, maybe it would be for the best..."
Ed got up so suddenly his chair fell back and he lost it, "I AM NOT A MICRO-SIZED BEAN YOU COULD JUST FLICK AWAY! I AM GONNA DO THIS AND PROVE TO YOU THAT I AM NOT!" Ed grabbed the papers from him reading them over, silently the Colonel laughed at Ed. It was so easy now. "Oh and Ed," Ed looked at him with a look of malice, "What now?" His voice was sharp, "Me and Hawkeye are going along, pretending to be your parents." Ed's jaw dropped, "NO NOT YOU! YOU ARE THE WORST-!" Mustang cut him off and not to long later they were on a train heading for Japan's airport.
Well here is the first chapter! Please comment and tell me how it was! I am still a noob and trying to figure out how to add chapters so yeah! I know this plot has been done hundreds of times but it seemed entertaining to me. SO here ya go! I will try to add a new chapter every day at least twice a week. Thanks! -TheDarkAngel