Woah. I'm back? And with something I have no explanation for. Welp.
Once upon a time there was a mysterious Spartan girl that was considered the best. And she was also conveniently the first ever! But see she had this great personality and awfully angsty past. And one time Master Chief saw her and was like.
Damn.
I wanna tap that.
Chief: damn
Chief: i wanna tap that
And she thought the same thing only in a much more angsty way.
FemChefi: HrRNRNRRNGH
FemChefi: DAMN
FemChefi: UGGGHGHHGHGHGHGHHH ANGST I WANNA TAP THAT
But anyway short story shorter the two fuck like wild animals on viagra. Many times. The eND.
So. Yeah. There you have it. Don't go anywhere yet, though, 'cause there's more to come.