Captain Haddock do an order of pizza.

"Blistering barnacle!" he exclaims in a drunken stupor.

Snowy whisper, "You shut your fucking mouth right now." Tintin do a walk of in the room.

"Snowy, you bitch," Tintin growl, "do not do an order of the Captain. He is ordering egg pizza."

Haddock reply, "Thundering barnacle!" Tintin give him look of disgust.

"What now, fat rosy cheek man?"

Haddock knows not what to say for he can only shout of typhoon and barnacle and ectoplasme.

"Parasites!" he screams over the phone. Tintin do an understanding.

"Snowy, the Captain wants parasites on his pizza. Go see what Calculus wants."

Snowy glare. "You don't tell me what to do, you baby-faced horse licker."

Calculus barge into room and shriek, "Cream cheese!"

Haddock not do an understanding and think Calculus call him the creaming of cheeses.

"Ectoplasme blistering typhoon!"

Calculus reply, "Not of meaning to make sad. Only doing a want of cream cheese."

Haddock too drunk to understand so he do more of shouting at Calculus. Tintin roll eyes.

Haddock bite earlobe of Calculus. Calculus scream, "No, Barbara! Do not do a biting of the ear do there!"

"Leaf blower!" Haddock says, shocking all in the room. Haddock give Tintin look of shame and twenty dollars. "You really think me incapable of actual speech? Well you are right." Then he turns into a crab.

Tintin not even surprised. "Weird shit goes on here everyday." he whispered to Snowy, who only bit his ankle in response and gave him chronic rabies. Snowy groan, "You horse muncher!"

Calculus do an understand of Snowy dog speak and cry, "Who do a munching of horse bottom?"

Snowy point paw at Thompson. Thompson lick Thomson ear. Thomson not get horse cock.

Suddenly, ding dong at door. Is Allan.

Allan do a help of carry pizza inside with mutilated corpse of Bianca Castafiore. Bianca do forever smile.

Haddock open pizza box and it turn out to be Snowy poop shit. Snowy give dog smirk. "You just got got fucker"

Tintin kick dog. "Shut up, Snowy."

Allan hands Tintin award for being asshole to dog. Tintin give cheeky grin.

Haddock turned back into a drunken sailor, only this time, he is a baby.

"Agoobatyphoon thunderbagab barnacle mom!" he gabble in baby speak.

Tintin take eat of pizza covered in Snowy dookie. Tintin spit out.

"Taste of Snowy scrote." Snowy grin. "That what in it, bitch nugget."

Haddock do more baby speak but no one listen. Allan throws head of Bianca at Calculus.

"Oh, a new hat," Calculus exclaim as Bianca blood rush down forehead. Calculus believe it is ketchup. He do a taste and still believe it ketchup.

It is tomato blood. Bianca's blood is made of tomatoes.

BIANCA IS TOMATO