" 'M bored!"
"Well what do you want to do?"
"Dunno."
"We could play 'whack an orc' I think I know where the game pieces are"
"We did that only 300 years ago! I want to do something different!"
"How about Mithrandir's guess the word game?"
"We played that 500 years ago and 600 years before that and anyway the answer's always mellon."
"Oh come on! I'm sure it was a fruit one of the times we played 1200 years ago perhaps?"
"Yes it was a fruit, you're right, the answer that time was melon!"
"Property domination then that's always fun"
"You only say that because you always have 3 hotels on Gondor. Anyway I usually end up with 'Simply walk directly into Mordor, do not pass go do not collect 200 coins'."
"Well there's always 'Whodunnit clue game"
"Nah! After the first few hundred times of it being 'Sauroman the White in Isengard with the Palantir' it gets boring."
"Singing then! We could have a nice sing song."
"What another rendition of 2 million five hundred bottles of beer? I don't think so!"
"The road goes ever on and on?"
" and on and on and on! ad nauseum no thank you!"
How about we steal Arwen's 'My Little Pony' set.
"Are you kidding?!" Glorfindel claims she stole it from him in the first place and there's no way I'm asking the Balrog slayer if I can borrow it."
" Minecraft then?"
"That's a dwarf game – no way!"
(Sigh) " M' boooored!"
"Me too"