Disclaimer: Ok peps here's the deal I don't own Naruto
Authors notes: Ok my first twenty ways fic.
Summary: How to piss off Gaara.
Take away all of his coffee for a week.
As soon as he is venerable from exhaustion from caffeine withdrawal pour a cup of ice water on him.
Glomp him at random times.
Find a raccoon
Tell him its Shukaku brother.
Find an old teddy bear of yours or your siblings.
Dub it Mr. Peanut
Steal his scrolls
Blame Kankuro
tell him that he's rapeably fine
betray his location to fan girls
Run around screaming
when he asks what your problem is, tell him you thought you lost him
when he's about to murder you
scream loudly
Tell him Kankuro's gay
Steal his cookies
Tell him that they were poisoned
Laugh as his eyes widen
Tell him you were kidding and RUN!