Ross was excited. Being invited to Steve's convenient new cabin in the middle of nowhere to record videos? What could go wrong? Also the writer didn't know if he could use Ross. But Ross didn't care.
Ross knew this idea was rossome.
He knocked on the door to the cabin. "YOU HAVE A ROSSOME VISITER STEVE!" He shouted.
Steve answered the door. "Roooooss! How good of you to come! This is gonna be cool!"
Ross walked in. "Quite a nice place ya got here. Not too rossome but still rossome."
Steve stared blankly. "I'm gonna just... Yeah. So how ya been buddy? Ya been good? I think you have."
"Well yeah, but something's missing."
"What's that, Ross ol' buddy ol' pal?"
"I know why you invited me up here. You find me rossome enough to be attractive. Also I'm hilarious in videos." Ross said confidently. "HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" Steve asked dramatically. "I'm just rossome that way." Ross said, eyes in opposite directions.
"Well wait here, let me get changed."
"What for, Steve?" Ross asked confused.
"Oooh. I assumed sex was gonna happen." Steve said still walking.
"Does the plot demand it?"
"Yup. It's what those lovely readers or watchers want." Steve said in a smexy voice.
"Okay. Imma just get naked then." And Ross did. He stripped, all the while singing the narwhal song.
When Steve got back, he was wearing a narwhal suit with a buttflap.
Ross blinked. "I'm gonna fuck you in that? OKAY!" Ross inched closer, touching where Steve's penis should be, kissing his neck all over.
Steve moaned softly. "HNNNNnnMNMNMN." Ross pecked his lips. "You ready to feel my rossome dick inside you?" Ross was rockin' a 14 inch cock, ready for insertion.
Steve nodded. "I suuuure am." Steve turned around, opening the buttflap. "If there are poop stains, sorry. I couldn't get it off before and I REALLY had to shit."
Ross smiled. "There are none, you joker."
"I'm serious."
Ross shoved inside the butthole in the buttflap and started thrusting. Steve moaned and slammed his butt against Ross. "NNNN. SO ROSSOME!" Steve shouted so loud it caused the only orphan alien leftover from last time into Uranus. He blew up too, wiping out their species at last. Maybe it's a good thing. It's not like they were nice. They were assholes. But still. Their whole species? I think the writer's a bit of a dick. But wait, I AM the writer!
Jeez, this got intense. I'm questioning life right now. This is weird. What the fuck am I DOING with my life? Oh wait- I've been ranting. A gay sex fanfiction is at hand. Ross bit Steve's neck lightly, shoving all the way in, causing Steve to scream in pain but pleasure. After 45 minutes of thrusting, Ross was nearing his end. Not of his life. He's about to cum. Ya weirdos.
But then, the door burst open. It was Markiplier! "STEVE!" He shouted. "YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!"
"Yeah but I'm rossome." Ross said, finally cumming.
Mark blinked. "What the fuck? Okay. But still. WHY STEVE?!"
Steve stood up. "CUZ YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT STATUE!" Steve ran off, cum leaking out his ass and dripping everywhere.
Then everyone cried and felt used. This is not a good ending. It's sad really.
But in the end they all made up and are now friends. Yay. Good ending. This is happier. Wheeee.
Ross knew this idea was rossome.
He knocked on the door to the cabin. "YOU HAVE A ROSSOME VISITER STEVE!" He shouted.
Steve answered the door. "Roooooss! How good of you to come! This is gonna be cool!"
Ross walked in. "Quite a nice place ya got here. Not too rossome but still rossome."
Steve stared blankly. "I'm gonna just... Yeah. So how ya been buddy? Ya been good? I think you have."
"Well yeah, but something's missing."
"What's that, Ross ol' buddy ol' pal?"
"I know why you invited me up here. You find me rossome enough to be attractive. Also I'm hilarious in videos." Ross said confidently. "HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" Steve asked dramatically. "I'm just rossome that way." Ross said, eyes in opposite directions.
"Well wait here, let me get changed."
"What for, Steve?" Ross asked confused.
"Oooh. I assumed sex was gonna happen." Steve said still walking.
"Does the plot demand it?"
"Yup. It's what those lovely readers or watchers want." Steve said in a smexy voice.
"Okay. Imma just get naked then." And Ross did. He stripped, all the while singing the narwhal song.
When Steve got back, he was wearing a narwhal suit with a buttflap.
Ross blinked. "I'm gonna fuck you in that? OKAY!" Ross inched closer, touching where Steve's penis should be, kissing his neck all over.
Steve moaned softly. "HNNNNnnMNMNMN." Ross pecked his lips. "You ready to feel my rossome dick inside you?" Ross was rockin' a 14 inch cock, ready for insertion.
Steve nodded. "I suuuure am." Steve turned around, opening the buttflap. "If there are poop stains, sorry. I couldn't get it off before and I REALLY had to shit."
Ross smiled. "There are none, you joker."
"I'm serious."
Ross shoved inside the butthole in the buttflap and started thrusting. Steve moaned and slammed his butt against Ross. "NNNN. SO ROSSOME!" Steve shouted so loud it caused the only orphan alien leftover from last time into Uranus. He blew up too, wiping out their species at last. Maybe it's a good thing. It's not like they were nice. They were assholes. But still. Their whole species? I think the writer's a bit of a dick. But wait, I AM the writer!
Jeez, this got intense. I'm questioning life right now. This is weird. What the fuck am I DOING with my life? Oh wait- I've been ranting. A gay sex fanfiction is at hand. Ross bit Steve's neck lightly, shoving all the way in, causing Steve to scream in pain but pleasure. After 45 minutes of thrusting, Ross was nearing his end. Not of his life. He's about to cum. Ya weirdos.
But then, the door burst open. It was Markiplier! "STEVE!" He shouted. "YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!"
"Yeah but I'm rossome." Ross said, finally cumming.
Mark blinked. "What the fuck? Okay. But still. WHY STEVE?!"
Steve stood up. "CUZ YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT STATUE!" Steve ran off, cum leaking out his ass and dripping everywhere.
Then everyone cried and felt used. This is not a good ending. It's sad really.
But in the end they all made up and are now friends. Yay. Good ending. This is happier. Wheeee.