FYI

by The Compendium of Steve

A regular day in the FF universe, but with a LESSON! Kain and Freya costar, along with a special guest. Rated M for some strong language but very, very little of it.

F.Y.I.

It was a normal day in the world of Final Fantasy. In an ordinary weapons market, Kain and Freya were checking out some wares.

Kain: Mines bigger.

Freya: I beg your pardon?

Kain: My lance. It's bigger than yours.

Freya: Actually, I think they're about the same size.

Kain: Hey that's my lance! Give it here! (He swipes her lance and compares the two) Wait, I already have my lance. Then what does this-!? (Explodes into light)

EQUALIZAAAAAATION!!!!!

Think relativity is lame?

Don't fuck with Quantum Mechanics!

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Freya: Weird…. (A wild boy latches onto her)

Gau: Gau like pretty lady! Woo ga-woo!!!

Freya: YAAHH!!! GET IT OFF MEEE!!!! (Runs away)

The End

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