Just a random one-shot that takes place after the hand jive!
"So y'all fuckin'?"
"What?"
"You and Mike, are y'all fuckin'?"
"Not that it's any of your business; no Mike and I are not 'fucking' thank you very much."
"Well you fuckin' somebody!"
"How do you figure?"
"Your ass got fatter."
"You would know, wouldn't you?"
"Oh I would definitely know."
"What is it you want Sam?"
"Mike hit your butt before the hand jive…"
"Yeah…and…?"
"Well… you're single, he's single and since he decided to go to UCLA you guys are in the same city, so if you wanted, you could mingle."
"Oh I see you're jealous."
"Hell yeah I am, nobody should be touching you except…"
"Who, my boyfriend?"
"Well…"
"'Cause I don't have one of those…"
"Hmph…"
"But there is this one guy who I promised I would wait for."
"Oh…?"
"Yeah, he told me as soon as he graduated that he would be on the first flight out to LA to be with me. Has that changed?"
"No, I've got the ticket in my dresser drawer."
"Well then I guess that's that, huh?"
"I guess so…"
"What now Sam?"
"Well if y'all not fuckin'…"
"What Sam?"
"Wanna have sex?"
"…Sure…"
And now I shall go back into my embarrassed place LOL! I thought of this in class one day I don't even know where it came from. If you liked it tell me if not oh well that's why they call it one-shot you won't have to see it again LOL! Good Night People ;)