Yo! This is my Sasu/Naru fic! It is a vampire fic and I hope you like it.

Summary: Sasuke is a cold bastard and Naruto wants nothing to do with him. But fate seems to have other ideas. Throw in half of a horny, full-blooded vampire and you get one hell of a messed up life.

Here's the story!

It was a normal day at school. Teachers were being assholes; bullies were beating up poor nerds, geeks, dweebs, freaks, teacher's pets, and that entire sort of "weaker" variety (A/N: I hope I don't offend anyone, I'm in that category, too.); and one other thing that gave school its regular pulse and breath, all the girls (and some guys) were killing themselves just to get a certain Uchiha/bastard to look at them.

Of course, there were the few that either hated Sasuke for one reason or another or just didn't care.

But poor, unpopular Naruto hated the Uchiha with the entirety of his mind, heart, body, and soul.

'That god-damned Uchiha thinks he's soooo cool! Just 'cuz all the girls love him and everyone practically worships the ground he walks on, he thinks he owns the place! But he doesn't! He's just an asshole and a bully! One day that guy's gonna find himself in the hospital 'cuz of his freaking attitude problem. Bastard.'

Then the bell rung; once again reminding him that he was late to his last class.

Which just happened to be P.E.

Naruto hated P.E. Sure, he loved sports, but it's hard to try to have any sort of fun when you're partnered up with Sasuke Uchiha.

"Dobe! Think you can throw the ball right for a change?"

They were practicing their pitches for soft-ball.

"There's no rule against throwing over-hand!"

"Actually, there is. You can't throw an over-hand pitch. The only time you can over-hand is when you're throwing to a team-mate." (I'm not sure if that's right, but that's what my coaches say.)

"Yeah? Who said?"

Sasuke then called on of the coaches over. "Naruto doesn't know shit", he informed her.

"Naruto. Over-hand to team, under-hand to pitch. How many times do I have to say it?" And so the coach went on her merry way.

"See, Dobe? You really are stupid."

"No, I'm not!"

"Then you're def." (Is that how you spell it? My dictionary won't tell me.)

"I am not def!"

"So you're both."

"BASTARD!"

Just then a coach had chosen this time to check on their progress.

"Uzamaki, detention! I won't tolerate any swearing; especially to someone as excellent as Sasuke, here. I thought pairing you up with him would give you an idea of how you should behave!"

Once class ended, Naruto reported to the gym for his detention. After an hour, he was freed.

He then went to his locker to get his stuff.

'Damn. I should have gotten my stuff and then went to detention. That way I could have just gone home instead of having to stay in school longer.'

Just then, a certain raven haired jerk came walking down the hall.

'He must have been at some student council meeting, or something.'

Suddenly, Naruto found himself pressed against the lockers, someone's lips on his and a hand up his shirt.

But as soon as they came, they were gone, and Naruto opened his eyes to see Sasuke walking on, like nothing happened.

'Was I just sexually assaulted by Sasuke Uchiha?'

Hi! Well there was the first chapter. I could have written more but I wanted to see what you guys thought of it. Please review and tell me. I want at least two reviews before I update. Sorry if it was shit. Bye now!