Hey guys! This story will be about Alfred, our good old English butler trying to wake up the Wayne family one by one in the morning! There is no specific timeframe. Just... Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim and possibly Damian. You know how it's hard to wake up in the morning.. How would it feel if you fought crime till late and tried waking up early? Mostly light and humorous! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I owe NOTHING..


Waking up the Waynes

Alfred Pennyworth

Alfred Pennyworth has been serving the Wayne family for 3 generations.

When he was only 10 years old, he remembered his father, Jarvis Pennyworth bringing him to Wayne manor, teaching him how to serve for a family.

His father too was a butler and young Alfred grew up learning how to pour tea properly, how to make beds and to never tell the family's secret. Whatever it may be…

That was what his father taught him first.

"See Alfred, here is the number one rule of serving a family. What happens in the manor stays in the manor." Then the old man chuckled to himself and continued to cook some delicacy that would be on the same mahogany table Alfred has been polishing yesterday.

Of course, not to brag but, Alfred considered himself to be a wonderful butler.

Hell, he needed a trophy saying that he was the number one butler of the century.

He kept Master Bruce's secret identity as Batman, raised plenty of young ones his master adopted and brought home without a warning, stitched up just too many stitches, drove them everywhere, sometimes dragged Batman home all by himself (which was extremely hard for a old man his age with back problems) and mended broken bones at three in the morning. Also, he made award winning scones.

However, one thing Alfred just could not get used to was…

Waking up the Wayne family in the morning.


Alfred will start by waking up Bruce Wayne first...