Disclaimer: Danger Will Robinson! Danger! This fic, although intended to be funny, does contain sexual suggestions, border line slash situation, sexual situations, lesbians, and jokes that could be considered racist. Viewer discretion is advised. Power Rangers Time Force and all related characters belong to Saban/Disney. I do not plan to many any money for this, but if you like so much that you feel the need to send me money, that's cool too!

Jerry Springer vs. Power Rangers Time Force

Wesley Collins had seen shows like this one before; he knew they always turned out badly. 'Sure, they tell you you're coming on to be reunited with an old friend, then you find out they're screwing your best friend behind your back or something,' he thought to himself.

Still, curiosity compelled him to come…

He'd received a message from the future, asking him to appear on the show. Since he hadn't seen Jen in a few years, he figured that this was the perfect time to tell her exactly how he felt about her. 'Yep. Instead of pulling her to the side and telling her how I feel, I thought it was best to come on national television and confess my feelings to the entire world,' he thought to himself.

A few moments later, a woman walked into the room wearing a headset and carrying a clip board. "Mr. Collins, we're ready for you out here," she said.

Wes stood up slowly, brushing himself off slightly, then glanced over at the mirror, making sure he looked okay. After all, it would be the first time he'd seen Jen in years, and he wanted to look his best for her. Finally, he stood deep breath, then followed the woman with the clipboard.

She led him out onto a set, where Jerry was waiting for him. "Ladies and gentle, welcome Wesley Collins to the show," he announced. The studio audience cheered for him, and Wes waved politely before sitting down in the first seat he came to. "Do you have any idea why you're here?"

"No, um," he admitted.

"My producers tell me that three years ago, you were part of a ranger team that was from the future, correct?" he asked.

"Yes, I was the red ranger," he said proudly.

"While the rangers were here from the future, you fell in love with one of them," he brought up.

"Yes, I did. Her name was Jen," Wes said.

"Well, Jen is here. Lets bring her out," Jerry announced.

The audience cheered again as Jen walked out onto the set in her Time Force uniform. Behind her was Alex, who seemed a little more nervous than she did. The two of them sat across next to Wes.

"Who is this?" Jerry asked.

"I'm Alex," he said calmly.

"But… the two of you look just alike. Are you brothers?" he asked.

"Actually no. According to the history banks, Wes is my great great great great great grandfather," Alex cleared up.

"I see. So Jen, is there something you wanted to tell Wes here?" Jerry asked.

"No, I didn't ask him here," she said.

"You didn't?"

"No. I just got a message saying I should be here," she told him.

Wes turned to her. "So if you didn't ask me to come here, who did?" Wes asked.

"I did," Alex stood up. "There's something I need to tell you, something I think I should have told you a long time ago," he cleared his throat. "I know that I was always jealous of the fact that you and Jen were spending so much time together, and I admit that I purposely forced Jen to come back to the future to get her away from you. I couldn't stand the thought of you with her, the idea of you kissing her, wanting to be with her. It made me sick to my stomach," he snapped.

Wes stood up. "I'm sorry Alex, but I love Jen. I'm sorry things didn't work for the two of you, but…" he was cut short.

"No, you don't understand. I didn't want you to be with Jen because," he walked over to him. "I wanted to be with you," he confessed, wrapping his arms around him.

Wes quickly pushed him away as the crowd hissed in disgust. "You what?" he snapped.

"I love you Wes, I've always loved you. At first, I thought you were screwing Eric, but when I found out he was screwing your dad, I realized it wasn't gay, he was just had a thing for old people. Once I realized the two of you weren't together, I knew I had to have you!" he told him.

"Eric and my dad?" he mumbled.

"Come up, why else do you think he got a promotion so quickly?"

"Alex, leaving the fact that I'm not gay out of this, we're related," Wes reminded him.

"I know its wrong, I know a relationship between us could never work, but there's nothing stopping us from making passionate love to…" finally, Wes had heard enough. He cocked back, hitting Alex in the face, knocking him to the floor.

Security quickly rushed out, restraining Wes as Alex got back to his feet.

"Don't deny it Wes, I know you love me. I know you want me," Alex screamed, struggling to get to Wes again.

"No, I don't."

"Yes you do. I intercepted all those messages you were sending to the future, and I know they weren't for Jen because they all said 'I hope Jen never finds out'. I know they were for me Wes, and now, we can be together," he brought up.

Jen turned to Wes. "Is that true?"

Wes put his head down in shame. "Yes, it is true, but it's not what you think. I wasn't sending them to Alex. Those letters were for Katie," he confessed.

"What? Katie?" Alex and Jen asked in unison.

"I couldn't help it. Maybe it was the way she had big tits until she morphed, or maybe it was because she had a bigger ass than yours…"

"Shut up. I don't want to hear this," Jen snapped.

"I'm sorry Jen."

"But you told me you loved me," she said.

"I do love you Jen, but we can never be together. That's why Katie and I started to have sex with one another. I'm telling it, the rumors are true: once you go black, you never go back!" Wes proclaimed.

"Amen to that," Alex mumbled.

Jen turned to him. "What? You had sex with Katie too?" she asked.

"No, she just gave me…" he was cut short.

"I don't want to hear this."

"But its true, and it was soooo much better than yours," he told her.

"But you said you liked it," Jen whined.

"You just don't understand Jen. It's the way she made her booty jiggle in a thong, the way she…" this time, Jerry interrupted him.

"We've all heard so much about Katie, lets bring her out," he said.

The audience hissed and booed as Katie walked out onto the set. Before she could take a seat, Jen launched herself at her, and the two of them began to have it out. Security rushed out onto the set, but Jerry motioned for them to stop.

They all watched as Jen and Katie rolled around on the floor, ripping clothes off or one another. Jen got a handful of Katie's shirt, ripping it off, revealing her bra. Before she could follow up, Katie snatched Jen's pants off, throwing them into the crowd.

Jen rolled Katie over, pinning her down on her back, then leaned in closer to handcuff her, but instead, Katie leaned up, kissing her. The fight quickly took a bizarre turn as the two of them began to wrap their arms around one another, kissing passionately. Soon, Katie's pants were off, and the two of them were rolling around in their underwear.

It was at that point that Jerry broke it up. "Ladies, this is still national television," he reminded them.

Reluctantly, the two of them took their seats, but neglected to put their clothes on. "You know what Wes, you were right: once you go black, you never want to go back," Jen moaned with pleasure.

"Oh this is just too much," Wes sighed.

"What can I say? My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!" Katie bragged.

"What the hell does that mean?"

"I don't know, but its better than yours," she said.

"Damn right, its better than yours," Wes and Alex said in unison.

"I could teach you, but I'd have to charge!"

"Wait a second, let me see if I've got this straight. All three of you are from the future. Alex, you're in love with Wes. Wes, you're in love with Jen, but you've been having sex with Katie. Katie, you've been having sex with both Wes and Alex, but now, you want to have sex with Jen?" Jerry asked.

"Yes, and I'm pregnant," Katie announced.

"And who is the father?"

"You said I was the father," Alex said.

"No, she said I was the father," Wes added.

"Oh come on, like it would actually make a difference. Hell, the two of you look just alike. But, there is a chance that its Trip's baby," she said.

"Trip?" the three of them asked in unison.

"I know he doesn't look like much, but he's got the biggest d…" she was cut short.

"I don't think I wanna know," Jen groaned.

"I think I do wanna know," Alex said, licking his lips.

"Alright. When we come back, we'll talk to Eric Myers, former Silver Guardian who lives a double life as a stripper/internet predator. Plus, the bird confesses to sex crimes Eric committed against it," Jerry announced.