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"What have you brought us lower being", the male oracle asked.
"one extremely pissed off slayer, next question" the slayer jibed
"You dare come before us with nothing to offer?" the female oracle asked. Her voice a mix of shock and amusment.
"Then why", the male asked a domineering tone in his voice, "would we answer your questions?"
"you won't, that's not why I came here. Your going to send me directly in front of the powers themselves."
The oracles, knowing power when they heard it, received the okay and sent her up.
She suddenly found her self standing in front of two beings, male and female, but different from the oracles in an imperceptible mannor.
"your very demanding" the male said amusement clear in his tone, which just pissed Buffy off all the more.
"You haven't seen the half of it." the girl remarked cleary unfazed by the two extremely powerful beings in her sight.
"what is so important that you dare disturb us lower being?", the female asked in a snotty tone.
At this Buffy couldn't help but let out a snort,"me" she said with an implied 'duh' at the end.
"you" the powers asked at the same time.
"Your going to stop screwing with my life, I am not a lower being ive faced so much pain, so much betrayl and kept going. You choose people to do things for you. You haven't fought. I dug my way out of my own grave! I've saved the world over and over and you punish me for it! I sent my soul mate to hell! So your either gonna give me what I want or find a new slayer cause you keep taking away my reasons to fight."
"and what is it that you want?" the female inferred.
"And the dumb question award goes to…, I want Angel, human with his strength and healing abilities, no loopholes, no clauses, no catch."
"what makes you think that would make him come back to you?"
"He might not but it will make him happy, that's enough."
"Done" the oracles said together
"Cool but remember I said no catch."
"Be gone", the male said in a voice that clearly showed how much he favored the tiny blonde slayer.
The end … as for if they got back together…DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!