Chapter 1
THE LAST STRAW
Summary: Meet Sakura Haruno, eighth grade loser. After a terrible prank was played on her at a party for the last day of school her brother and his friends think it's time for a makeover. With the help of her brother and his friends she is going to take Konoha High School by storm. Get ready for a story full of romance, drama, and Sasori's sexiness. :D
Rated T for Sasori's sexiness and Hidan' foul mouth
ME: Hi everybody. It's me. XxKukiMonsterxX and welcome to the KONOHA HIGH SCHOOL: HURRICANE SAKURA. My guest and personally one of my favorite Naruto characters is SASORI.
Sasori: Hey! I love how you mentioned my sexiness twice.
ME: YOUR WELCOME, SASORI-SAMA.
Sasori: Please call me Sori-kun.
ME: OKAY SORI-KUN! DO YOU WISH TO DO THE DISCLAIMER?
Sasori: Sure! Right after I sing this song
I dedicate this song to all the girls who love me but especially to XxKukiMonsterxX
I'm so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
Its as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only one thing
To Do
Three words
For you
(I love you) I love you
There's only one way to say
Those three words
That's what I'll do
(I love you) I love you
ME: OMG, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANKYOU
Sasori: And now the DISCLAIMER: XxKukiMonsterxX OWNS NOTTHING! AND DOES NOT WISH TO BE SUED. AND THE SONG I JUST SANG BELONGS TO PLAIN WHITE T'S. THE NAME WAS 1234
ME: THANK SORI-KUN! I LOVE YOU TOO! SORRY I PUT YOU THROUGH ALL OF THAT. PLEASE READ THE STORY WHILE I GO MAKE OUT WITH SORI-KUN.
SAKURA'S POINT OF VIEW
'Lolli lolli lolli lolli, let me see you pop that body
Lolli lolli lolli lolli, let me see you pop that body
Chocolate lolli, cherry lolli
'Nilla lolli, pink lolli
Red hot, red hot
Red hot hot
Let that lolli pop - oooooooh; let that lolli pop - oooooooh
Let that lolli pop - oooooooh; let that lolli pop – oooooooh'
That's what was blasting through the auditorium during the Final Day Dance. Girls, grinding themselves against the boys who were gladly accepting this action.
'Ugh' thought Sakura.
'I know Saku-chan…. They aren't even moving their hips right.'
'And how would you know this, inner?'
'Uhhhhh, don't ask'
'Okay, I just wanted to know why my inner was such a closet pervert'
'HEY! YOU KNOW CUASE YOU JUST CALLED ME A PERVERT THAT MEANS YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF A PERVERT'
' =.= Really inner.. really? This conversation is over.'
I sighed. Man, sometimes inner can get annoying. In case, you're wondering what the fudge I'm talking about. My inner, inner Sakura, is just basically the personality that doesn't come out and helps me make decisions. So, she is kind of basically my conscience. I really don't even want to be here. There are only two reasons why I'm here. One, my brother Pain is here. But he sort of ditched me for his girlfriend, Konan. She's a sweet girl so I don't really mind. The second reason I'm here is because of my mother. My mom thinks that it'll be good for me to go to a party for once and she threatened to take away my laptop for the week if I didn't go and wear a dress. I don't mind parties at all. In fact, I secretly love them. The way you can just let loose and have fun I just love it. The reason I just really don't want to be here is because of them. Them as in the source of my misery for the past three years in middle school. Them as in Karin and Ami Wantabee, Ino Yamanaka, Naruto Uzumaki, Kiba Inuzuka, and Sasuke Uchiha. The seven of them have made my life hell for the past 3 years of middle school. I just have this feeling that is make me sick to my stomach and I think that it has to do with them. I don't know what they are planning it's just not good I'm telling you that. Now it's a slow song that's playing.
'Forever by Chris Brown. I'll just go get some punch and then try to see if I can get out of here and back into the house without Mom noticing.'
MYSTERY POINT OF VIEW (Can you guess who?)
"She got up. She's heading to the punch bowl. Commencing phase 1!"
"Hey Forehead!"
"What do you want, Ino?"
"Well, the girls and I wanted to apologize to you for all the crap we put you through. We want to be friends and what better way to apologize then by getting you a 'We're Sorry!' present. Come with us. It's outside."
"O-Okay."
Sakura-freak walked in front of us.
"Phase 1 complete. Now for stage 2." I whispered to Karin and Ami.
I took out my phone and texted Naruto with blinding speed.
N-
She's cuming 2wards da door.
Ino ;P
I-
k. Kiba nd I r redi.
-N
"Girls, this is gonna be good. Now, come on before she gets suspicious."
SAKURA'S POINT OF VIEW
I walked to the doors with Ino, Karin, and Ami not too far behind.
I swung the double doors open only to see Naruto and Kiba with water balloons. Anticipating the worst, I covered my face. As soon as I did I felt something wet hit me I screamed. Not a regular scream just a loud squeal that made everyone stop dancing and look towards the doors. I felt my body bounce as I was being pelted with water balloons. All of a sudden, they just stopped. I looked down at my dress, ruined. Then, to look up to see Naruto and Kiba bursting into fits of laughter. A stench sudden came up to my nose from the dress. It was the smell of pee. "EEEEWWWWW! PEE!" I squealed. This made everyone start laughing. I had tears in my eyes waiting to fall. I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turn my head only to see Karin and Ami with their arms up holding something. I look up and all I saw was red juice come down into my eyes and on my hair. This sends people rolling on the floor laughing. My traitor tears slid down my face as they start to taunt me.
"FREAK!"
"NERD!"
"Why don't you crawl in a hole and die?" sneered Sasuke.
That was the last thing I could take. I just ran right out the door.
PAIN'S POINT OF VIEW
"Mmmmm, Pain" moaned Konan as we were making out in the corner.
"!" rang through the auditorium. I know that scream… SAKU-CHAN IN TROUBLE.
Everyone stopped. The party was for the eighth and ninth graders. So when I say everyone stopped I meant it.
"Pain, is that Sakura?" Konan said with worry laced in her voice.
"It is. Go, get the other members we have to go now."
"Hai!" she replied urgently. I stood up to see a wet blob of pink run out the door into the dawn.
"Saku-chan!" exclaimed as people bursts out laughing.
Next, I hear whines.
"Chick, let me fucking go. I was hitting on another bitch." Whined Hidan.
"Yea, Konann let go of my ear, un!"
"SHUT UP and listen Pain-kun send me to get you guys together." She then turned to me exclaiming "They're all here!"
"Listen up, we are gonna leave and look for a girl with pink hair." I commanded.
"Why do we have to look for a pink-haired bitch?" complained Hidan.
I pulled him to my face. "Do you have a problem with this?" I asked practically growling at his face.
"Hehe, n-no Leader-sama"
"Thought so" I just tossed him back to where he was before.
He stumbled alittle before catching his footing.
"Let's go! And her name is Sakura."
We pushed the crowds and ran out the door. I started yelling, "SAKURA!" at the top of my lungs.
SAKURA"S POINT OF VIEW
'I can't believe I thought they were actually going to start being nice to me. I'm so stupid!'
'It's not your fault Saki. You didn't know that they were that evil and mean.'
'But, still I feel so stupid.'
'You shouldn't not at all. It's not your fau- Do you hear Nii-san calling our name?'
'Yeah, I do. I don't want him to see me like this though.'
'We are in a park. CLIMB UP THIS TREE!'
'Good idea, inner.'
PAIN'S POINT OF VIEW
"SAKI, WHERE ARE YOU?" I yelled as the gang and I ran through the park.
I stopped and deciding to take a 5 second breather by a tree. The gang saw me stop and decided to stop, too.
I was panting along with the rest of them until I heard rustling in the tree I was standing by. I looked up to see feet swinging back and forth.
"Saki. Come down please." I breathed out.
The rest of the gang stared at me like this 0.o at the fact that I said please except for Konan. Itachi, Sasori, Kakuzu, and Zetsu didn't make that face because they are too cool for that.
"No. I don't want to come down Nii-san." Sakura said while shaking her head back and forth.
"Please for your Pain-chan…"
"Fine."
SAKURA'S POINT OF VIEW
"Fine." I grumbled out.
"Guys, this is Sakura-chan. My little sister." Nii-san announced.
"Saki, this is the Akatsuki. You already know Konan-chan. The one with the long blonde hair is Deidara, the one with silver hair is Hidan, the one with the turban and stitches is Kakuzu, the one who is blue is Kisame, the one that has a lollipop in his mouth is Tobi, the one that had red eyes is Itachi, and last but not least the one that has red hair is Sasori."
'Sasori-kun~'
'Saki has a crush, Saki has a crush.'
'Shut up, inner!'
'Then why are you blushing? OMK, he's waving a hand in front of your face! Answer before they start to worry.'
SASORI'S POINT OF VIEW
I look up when I heard my name. I was listening but I was just daydreaming though. Then, I saw her. She's gorgeous. Exotic pink hair with green eyes that shock you to your core. I watched her look at me. She was turning redder by the second. So, doing what any normal person would do I waved my hand in front of her face.
"Hello? Are you okay?" I asked.
"eh" was all I got as a response.
"I asked if you okay. You looked dazed."
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Anyways…
PAIN'S POINT OF VIEW
"Anyways… Saki, what happened back there at the school?"
"Well,"
Cliffy, haha.
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