Anger Management
By: Alice in Trannsylvania
Authors note:This is a story on how it would be if me and my friend had an Anger Management place, and Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were forced (by IY's group) to go to it. Please don't ask how they got them to come (I don't even know…). Well, in this story I'm the counselor (BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!), and my best friend is the anger management instructor, and the whole place is like a boot camp. Chuckles evilly and me and my friend will hopefully be trading off chapters. The first chapter's by me. Enjoy.
"Hello and welcome to… Anger management." A young woman said as if she would enjoy this. She had been speaking to Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. Kagome had made them do this, with the rest of the group agreeing that it would be good for them both. Inuyasha slumped in his desk (yes, they have desks…). He closed his eyes, wondering why it was so quiet all-of-a-sudden, when he heard a loud THWAP on his desk. "GAH!" he exclaimed, accidentally scooting back and falling out of his chair. Sesshoumaru gave him a look that said 'you're such a dumbass', but Inuyasha didn't notice. He finally looked around the place for a second. Everything was pink and frilly, except their clothes (the young woman wore a military uniform). "Rule number one: PAY ATTENTION!" she yelled. Inuyasha raised his hand as he had seen Kagome do when he had snuck over to her school. "Yes?" she asked. "Is all the pink stuff s'posed to help us or something?" he asked. The young woman shrugged. "It's supposed to, but I hate it!" she answered, saying 'hate it' through gritted teeth. She started to pace and slap the yardstick into her palm. "Rule number two: always address me as Almighty Mistress of Everything and Anything." "Oh, God." Inuyasha mumbled, rolling his eyes. "That works, too!" She said. "My real name is on the board, but you must address me as Almighty Mistress of Everything and Anything, otherwise you face severe punishment." She said. Just then a very shaken teenage boy came in, holding something from Starbucks, offering it to the young woman. "I ASKED FOR A FRUPPUCINNO, DAMNIT! TAKE IT BACK!" she exclaimed, smacking it out of the boys hand, and spilling it all over Sesshoumaru. He stood up and looked murderous. The girl (Ayame's her name, and no, it's not the Ayame that's already in the show.) smacked him with the yardstick (on his arm), making an impossibly loud smack sound. He flinched. She can't possibly be human… he thought, sitting back down after taking a look at where she had hit him. The hit had torn his clothing, and it was now black and purple. "Rule number three: always ask permission to do anything, even to ask permission." Ayame said. "But how can we ask permission to do anything?" Inuyasha asked. She hit him on the hand with the yardstick. "Exactly, dog-boy. Exactly. You can only do something if I tell you that you can." She said. "DID I SAY THAT YOU COULD BREATHE?" she snapped. They both stared at her. "Fine, you can breathe." Just then, over the intercom, the Adam's Family theme song came on. "BrEaKfAsT tImE!" She said in a singing voice. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru both stood up, and both of them being hit with a yardstick. "I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO GO TO BREAKFAST!" Ayame yelled. They had both started to sit, when she said "Fine, you may go to breakfast." They fallowed Ayame into the cafeteria for breakfast.Breakfast
Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru sat exactly three feet away from each other on the long cafeteria benches, waiting for their food. Ayame sat in the seat closest to Sesshoumaru. Ayame had shoulder length black hair and eyes the color of Inuyashas.