My name is Link and I'm special, my best friend is a little elf chick porno star, my fairy is about as high as a kite, this weird gay guy walks around saying he's going to be king of the world, this farmer gal keeps stalking me, and Zelda's gone nuts. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only smart one here but my hat thinks it's better. Damn thing thinks its so great nobody else can hear it but I can. SHUTUP you are not that cool. Be quiet link just start the stupid story. Fine let's start from the part not at the beginning.
Navi
Navi
NAVI WAKE UP YOU STUPID FARY STONER
"A not so loud you stupid kid." She said with a start.
"The hat told me to wake you up then yell at you." Said Link in a befuddled voice like he didn't know what he was saying.
"Hat told me to say that, Link is scared Navi so scarred." Continued Link.
"Dude I've got like the worst alcohol pot induced hangover EVER." She explained.
"I thought you said it was that you just eat too much ice-cream and drink to much root beer." Link said.
"Oh yes of course ice-cream and root beer my parades of drugs and alcohol." She said under her breath.
"What was that?" Link asked.
"Nothing nothing at all." She answered.
"By the way are we close to Ghoma." She asked.
"Whose Ghoma is she a friend of yours?" He replied.
"No I just bought the strategy guide off of E-bay." She answered back.
"Well then why ask me you could just tell me where to go." Link snapped.
"I knoowwwww but it's my job to be as annoying as possible and constantly remind you what to do dduuuuuuuu." She explained. Link looked down from the highest platform.
"Well I don't know but after those stupid Deku's I wouldn't be surprised if that spider web down there had something to do with her."
"Huuuuuuuuuuummmm that's a good idea."
"What?"
"Hee hee, push" Navi giggled.
"WHAT NAVI YOU RETARD DDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN''''''''''''''''''TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Link screamed.
"Now that was hilarious." Navi chuckled as she flew after Link