All I wanted was a date with Edward Cullen the new boy at Blair Academy. He should have known better then turn me away. Now he and his stupid little friends are going to pay. I wonder how I will keep Isabella Swan's secret. Some one is going to have to beat it out of me. How will I bite tongue when Jasper Whitlock's father comes to visit him? Surely, he must know by now what is going on at home while he is at war. Will it be challenging not to spill why Rosalie Hale's mother will not visit her? I wonder if her new step-daddy might have anything to do with it. I wonder what will keep me from firing my mouth off about Emmett McCarty and his little brother. Maybe I will just take it to my grave. Can I keep myself from stealing the show with little ole Alice Cullen's shocking pass time? You know what they say some habits die-hard. Since Edward Cullen is Mr. Nice Guy, I wonder if he would not mind dating a girl with a psychology major. I mean then at least he would not go crazy with loneliness. How can I stop myself…maybe I won't, maybe I'll just torture each and everyone of them with their secrets, you know what they say misery loves company. All I wanted was one date, stupid little bitches now they have to realize that when your secrets are this good they do not stay hidden long. With my little cell phone, I could destroy their lives, but do not worry kiddies I will not hurt them….much. -Confidently yours,
Lovely.
AH, COMMON PAIRING, RATED M
Blair Academy and Blairstown is real just so you know, you can google it just in case