Short People
Songfic to Randy Newman's very strange song.
Vegeta lay in bed, listening to the extremely stupid device called a radio. It very rarely said anything of importance, and spent most of its playing tinny notes of music. He hit the dial in impatience, wondering if it would actually say anything good. A catchy melody hit his ears, and he stopped at the station to listen.
Short People got
no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no
reason
To live
Excuse me? No reason to live?
They got
little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin'
great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They
wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
What?? WHAT?? Vegeta was speechless.
Well, I don't want no Short
People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short
People
Round here
"I really don't care if you want me here or not!" He screamed at the small red box. It somehow managed to look smug.
Short People
are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men
are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Does this mean I'm that imbecible Kakarrot's brother? I sure hope that is a no.
Short People
got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To
love
"Shut the -censored for the benefit of the uncorrupted- up!" He vaporized the table, but the ugly radio fell to the floor.
They got
little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em
up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep,
beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They
got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna
get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't
want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
Poor Vegeta could not take it any longer. The south quarter of Capsule Corporation is not in existence anymore, I must say. Do not ask Vegeta about it, if you value your life. Don't ask Bulma either.
BULMA'S REACTION TO THE MISSING QUADRANT: " -censored- -beep- beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep- -diiinnngggg dooooonnngggg- -cuukoo cuukoo-!!"
THE ENDE OF THIS MONSTROSITY