Hey everyone! Look who's fucking back! And you all thought I was dead! Hahaha!!! (No, seriously, did you?)

Man I'm bored… as always. So, here's my new fic! Without further ado, I bring thee…

Harry Potter and the Voice Out Of Nowhere: The Fanfic

Chapter 1: Chapter One

Bwahahahaha.

Harry Potter was just minding his own business during Potions when, all of the sudden, a voice came out of nowhere.

"HARRY POTTER!!!" The voice out of nowhere said. "I LIVE IN YOUR HEAD!!!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Harry screamed. This made Professor Snape angry.

"Potter! May I ask what's wrong with you?"

"THERE'S A VOICE IN MY HEAD AND IT WON'T STOP SCREAMING!!!" Harry yelled while trying to take off his head. This didn't work, so he decided to use his wand. To throw it at Snape, that is.

Hermione saw what was happening (no, seriously, who couldn't?), and raised her hand. "Professor Snape!" She said. Everyone groaned. Hermione always had an answer for everything, even if she had to make it up. "I think I know what is happening to Harry. He has grown insane."

To this, everyone went suddenly quiet and stared at Harry. He was whispering something about marshmallows and the moral depth of the TV show South Park.

"Makes sense to me." A boy said. Everyone nodded, and Professor Snape went on with class.

Meanwhile, the voice in Harry's head decided to start predicting stuff. What Harry didn't know was that anything the voice "predicted would immediately come true. This was due to the fact that the voice itself had powers. Evil powers.

"Now, Harry. I am going to tell you what will happen. The boy sitting in front of you will die."

"It's not true." Harry said. "YOU LIE!!!!!"

"I'm not lying, Harry. Go ahead and touch him. See if he moves. He won't. Wanna know why? Because he's already dead."

"It's not true…." Harry touched the boy. He didn't move. He tried again, this time calling him. "Hey… Hey kid..." Again, no answer. So he pushed him, and the boy fell out of his desk, motionless.

Everyone in the room stared until Harry's best friend, Mr. Potato Head, screamed.

"HARRY POTTER KILLED THAT KID!!!!!"

Then hell broke loose. Everyone was screaming and running for their lives. Goyle was sitting in a corner, crying. Professor Snape started giving off free candy and Draco confessed his undying love to a stick in Snape's desk in a Titanic-like scene. Yes, it was truly a hell-like sight.

THE END FOR NOW!!!!

Man, my head hurts. Sorry I couldn't make it any longer/funnier, guys. It's just that I lost my hyperactivity while writing this shit. Man, I suck. :P